History Quotes / MacGuffin

-->-- '''Peter''', ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''

'''[[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]]''': What does [[ComicBook/NickFury Fury]] want me to do? Swallow it?\\

-->-- '''Cobra Strato-Viper''', ''GIJoe''

'''Peter B Parker:''' ''There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key I can never remember so I just call it a goober. Give it.''

->''"The spice. must. flow."''

->"Ahh, you're here. Good. We've got a problem. A big one. The controller chip for our water purification system has given up the ghost. Can't make another one and the process is too complicated for a work around system. Simply put, we're running out of drinking water. No water, no Vault. This is crucial to our survival. And frankly, I... I think you're the only hope we have. You need to go find us another controller chip. We estimate we have four to five months before the Vault runs out of water. We need that chip. We marked your map with the location of another Vault. Not a bad place to start, I think. Look, just be safe, OK?"

->They tell me that the greatest storehouses of gold may be found on the ''[[LivingShip Spelljammer]]''. I believe them.\\
They tell me that the mightiest libraries, containing the knowledge of half a hundred worlds, are stored within. I believe that, too.\\
But they also tell me that those who walk the decks of the ''Spelljammer'' are never seen by the eyes of mortal men. And I believe that. And until I hear otherwise on the last point, I don't want to be checking out the first two.

->"The Holy [=MacGuffin=] -- I'm the one that gave it that silly name, because I haven't got a damn clue what's so important about it. Only that it is very, very important."

-->-- '''Kali Makabuck''', the Realms (''[[{{Spelljammer}} Legend of the Spelljammer]]'')

->'''Millie:''' Its function is to advance the plot.
->'''Ozy:''' Wouldn't that require it to ''do'' something?
->'''Millie:''' Apparently I ''really'' don't know what I'm doing.

->They tell me that the greatest storehouses of gold may be found on the ''[[LivingShip Spelljammer]]''. I believe them.
->They tell me that the mightiest libraries, containing the knowledge of half a hundred worlds, are stored within. I believe that, too.
->But they also tell me that those who walk the decks of the ''Spelljammer'' are never seen by the eyes of mortal men. And I believe that. And until I hear otherwise on the last point, I don't want to be checking out the first two.

->''"Ahh, you're here. Good. We've got a problem. A big one. The controller chip for our water purification system has given up the ghost. Can't make another one and the process is too complicated for a work around system. Simply put, we're running out of drinking water. No water, no Vault. This is crucial to our survival. And frankly, I... I think you're the only hope we have. You need to go find us another controller chip. We estimate we have four to five months before the Vault runs out of water. We need that chip. We marked your map with the location of another Vault. Not a bad place to start, I think. Look, just be safe, OK?"''

-->-- Inside the [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick N Chick]] Labs

-->-- Kali Makabuck, the Realms (''[[{{Spelljammer}} Legend of the Spelljammer]]'')

-->-- Cobra Strato-Viper, ''GIJoe''

-> Ahh, you're here. Good. We've got a problem. A big one. The controller chip for our water purification system has given up the ghost. Can't make another one and the process is too complicated for a work around system. Simply put, we're running out of drinking water. No water, no Vault. This is crucial to our survival. And frankly, I... I think you're the only hope we have. You need to go find us another controller chip. We estimate we have four to five months before the Vault runs out of water. We need that chip. We marked your map with the location of another Vault. Not a bad place to start, I think. Look, just be safe, OK?

-> '''Millie''': Its function is to advance the plot.
-> '''Ozy''': Wouldn't that require it to ''do'' something?
-> '''Millie''': Apparently I ''really'' don't know what I'm doing.
-->-- Webcomic/OzyAndMillie.

-> The spice. must. flow.
-->-- Lord [=MacGuffin=], TheNostalgiaChick's review of Dune.

-->-- Inside the [[TheNostalgiaChick N Chick]] Labs

-> They tell me that the greatest storehouses of gold may be found on the ''[[LivingShip Spelljammer]]''. I believe them.
-> They tell me that the mightiest libraries, containing the knowledge of half a hundred worlds, are stored within. I believe that, too.
-> But they also tell me that those who walk the decks of the ''Spelljammer'' are never seen by the eyes of mortal men. And I believe that. And until I hear otherwise on the last point, I don't want to be checking out the first two.
--> Kali Makabuck, the Realms (''[[{{Spelljammer}} Legend of the Spelljammer]]'')

->"Now ''Cobra'' owns the Mc Guffin device... whatever it does!"
--> Cobra Strato-Viper, ''GIJoe''

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-->-- '''The Overseer''', ''{{Fallout}}''

-->-- OzyAndMillie.

-> They tell me that the greatest storehousesof gold may be found on the ''[[LivingShip Spelljammer]]''. I believe them.

-->-- [=MacGuffin=], TheNostalgiaChick's review of Dune.

-->-- [=MacGuffin=], [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses The Nostalgia Chick]]'s review of Dune.