"That isn't love. That's brain damage. Though I do understand your confusion between the two, some days."
— Nightcrawler, Excalibur
"Love isn't only blind. It's deaf and dumb! Especially dumb!"
— Reggie Mantle, Archie Comics
Worm King: He's bluffing! No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself!
Fry: Obviously, you've never been in love!
Grim: Love makes people do all sorts of stupid things.
Billy: I love everything.
Grim: That explains a lot
Everyone in love is something of an idiot.
— Alan Shore, Boston Legal
Worf: I am a fool.
Jadzia: You're in love - which I suppose is the same thing.
"A woman happily in love, she burns the soufflé. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven."
—The Baron, Sabrina