"It’s all edible, sure, but the citizens of the Doughnut Kingdom have a lot of self-control. Plus, think about how nasty eating straight baking chocolate is, and then imagine how much nastier eating building chocolate would be. Trying to eat a house is a total giveaway that you’re a tourist."
— Gigi D.G., author of Cucumber Quest
"We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS! ...Okay, go ahead. Lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you."
— Dr. Eggman on Sweet Mountain, Sonic Colors
So begins the usual odyssey of forest-desert-ocean-jungle-ice world-fire world-boss-cunt, or more accurately, forest-desert-candy land-jungle-ice world-boss. Fucking Candy World's always messing up the Mario rhythm, as well as my diabetes.
— Zero Punctuation, review of Yoshi's Woolly World
