Quotes / Ladykiller in Love


Once Upon a Time, there was a young man with a beautiful face. People loved the young man, but he never showed interest in loving anyone, because all he loved was himself. When the young man, who neglected to love and sought only to be loved back, found someone he truly cared for, he realized that he had lost the words to express those feelings...

I'm sorry Li'l. I didn't mean for this to happen. I never wanted to hurt you. I think you're wonderful! I'd choose you if I could, but I'd already offered my hand to Hazel. If only you and I had met sooner...
Garrid from Tales of the Frog Princess: Once Upon a Curse.

It's like a disease! I slept with [her] one time, and I caught feelings! I caught feelings bad! I used protection and everything!
Barney from How I Met Your Mother

Looks like our Casanova is turning into a Romeo
Ulrich about Odd, Code Lyoko

Steve Stifler gave a flower to a girl and meant it! It's like watching monkeys use tools for the first time!
Michelle, American Wedding

[Angrboda] saw herself through [Loki's] eyes - so solemn, does she never smile? But there is that fire behind her eyes. Nothing stands in her way. Any other woman I could run over, but not her. She is a cold red lily with steel knives for petals, a sleek and beautiful beast with deadly fangs. I wonder if I could make her smile. I need to make her smile - but all I do merely angers her! My charm falls as nothing at her feet. No, I know that she would settle for no compliments, no charms, no words even. Nothing less than my soul. And I long to give that to her...but I am so afraid. I am so afraid that I cannot even speak of it. I cannot speak, and that is something that I will not have-

Well, he told her, "I used to daydream about an infinity of women, all beautiful and accessible. But I found you were pretty and then some"
David Falkayn, Merkheim

Lily: Barney, how can you be in love and still be sleeping with anything that moves?
Barney: I'm sorry, I don't follow you. That's like saying, "How can an ant carry twenty times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?" Are the two even related?

Once you're kissed by Amy,
Tear up your list, it's Amy
Ply her with bonbons, poetry and flowers
Moon a million hours away...
You might be quite the fickle-hearted rover, so carefree and bold,
Who loves a girl and later thinks it over and just quits cold.
But once in love with Amy, always in love with Amy.
— "Once in Love with Amy", Where's Charley?

"Francis had loved a lot of women. He only cared about one."

Charlie: I think I might be in love with Mia.
Alan: Big deal, you've always been in love with you-a.

A man may have learned much about women in flirtation and yet still be ignorant of first love.

Naveen: You know you [Tiana] have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing, because I have dated thousands of women and —
(Tiana gives him an annoyed look)
Naveen: Uh — No. Like two, three, just other women! And anyway you could not be more different. You know you are — you are practically one of the guys!
(Tiana gives a surprised look)
Naveen: No, no, no. You are not a guy! Let me begin again. Uh — ''(trips, and knocks over the minced meal) Ah, I am not myself tonight. Tiana! Sorry that was loud. This is a disaster.
Tiana: No. It's cute.

Wanda: That [sex] was fantastic.
BoJack: Oh, yes.
Wanda: Of course I haven't had sex in 30 years. I hope.
BoJack: Something's wrong.
Wanda: What is it?
BoJack: I don't know. I-I feel weird. Like I wanna spend more time with you even though I know we just had sex.
Wanda: Oh, okay.
BoJack: No. You don't understand. We already had sex, but I still want to spend time with you. Is than normal? Am I normal? What is happening to me?
Wanda: It's okay, we can spend more time together.
BoJack: I want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours
Wanda: Okay.
BoJack: I don't understand these feelings. Let's get food or walk in park. Oh, God. It's coming. I can't stop it — Do you want to go to Disneyland?
Wanda: Okay.

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