"I should've known something might be wrong when I added the cream, and it didn't change color...."
—Ralphie May, on Cuban coffee
"So now, I don't wanna make [the waiter] look stupid, take a whole bowl of coffee back in the kitchen, so I picked it up to my face again, and I drank the whole thing. Wil-dog, I knew I messed up, bro—I knew I messed up, because the waiter looked at me and he's like, (waiter crosses himself) 'Vaya con Dio'.note He goes back in the kitchen, he's like 'Manolo, call 911'!"
—Gabriel Iglesias, also on Cuban coffee
That steam! Inhale it and feel your synapses snap and your sinuses crackle.
— Darkdrop Coffee description, Fallen London
He drank chifir. Chifir was tea concentrated not twice or ten times but twenty times. In the camps a starving man could work three days straight on a few cups of chifir. Arkady had to stay awake. The moment he was asleep he would be robbed. His skin became clammy with adrenaline; his heart seemed to expand.
NrG - Side Effects Include...: Nausea, Headaches, Rapid Heartrate and possibilities of Stroke and/or Heart Attack. Hmm... Well that's good to know.
—NrG Drink Fail Screen, Henry Stickmin: Escaping the Prison
