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"Who are they gonna bring in next? Bobby and Ronnie Anne?! (they do show up) I was kidding!"

Oscar: "Who are you people, anyway, the lead police?!"
Band: (singing) "We are the Lead Police, we are the Lead Police."

Dr. McCoy: "What do you expect, signs pointing the way?!"
Spock: "Captain— signs. Pointing the way."

(Sakai is sitting at a desk with a book open in front of him)
TheFlamingShark: Oh my God, is he about to take a potato chip and eat it?
"Lastly, you can just tape a fork to a wangjangler, then make blender noises and hope for the best."
(angry blender noises)
"Okay, that was supposed to be a joke, but it turns out you don't need a blender to make a milkshake. Y-you can do it with just a fork."

"And what about your Nona, did she take the news well?"
"Well...a lot of stuff happened with her. It turned out that she was a realllyyyy bad person."
"Pfft, what, did she destroy the Valermo Dam and flood Grulovia or something?" Mari sarcastically asked, to which Raz responded with a silent, yet shocked look.
"...No way." She now looked at him dumbfounded by her wild yet accurate guess. He still had the look.

Tom Paris: "We'll just do it with mirrors."
EMH: "Mr. Paris's predictable attempts at humour notwithstanding, that is precisely what I would suggest."
Star Trek: Voyager, "Basics"

Peter Venkman: "Next thing you're gonna be telling me there's a ghost inside it!"
Egon Spengler: "Precisely."
The Real Ghostbusters, "Take Two"

Anonymous: why is it called shoegaze? is it because you have to keep looking at your ridiculously massive pedalboard to tippy tap on all your silly little guitar pedal switches?
toskarin: anon that’s actually literally the correct answer
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