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Quotes: It Will Never Catch On
R.F. Simpson: (apropos new sound technology for films) What do you think of it, Dexter?
Rosco: It'll never amount to a thing.
Olga: Its vulgar.
Cosmo: That's what they said about the horseless carriage.

Brain-2-Me-2: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, 3-Pinky-O?
3-Pinky-O: I think so, Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? Heh, it'll never get on the air.
Pinky and the Brain, "Star Warners"

"Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous 'auto-mobile' idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money."
Roy O'Bannon, Shanghai Knights

The Boss: Apparently, there are those in the U.S. military who consider camouflage too 'passive' a technique.
Snake: Morons.

Sigint: Yeah, man. A walking tank? That's stupid.
Snake: I know, right? And what kind of name is 'Metal Gear' anyway? It will never catch on.
Sigint: Seriously, man. No one's gonna go with that.
*BA-DUM TSH!*

"You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bon-fire under her deck? I have no time for such nonsense."
Napoleon Bonaparte on the steamship.

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication."
— Western Union internal memo, 1876.

"The telephone is a curious device that might fairly find place in the magic of Arabian Tales. Of what use is such an invention?"
—A newspaper reporter, 1876.

"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.

"Huh. Another new game."
—-Frank Mahan, upon hearing of Basketball

"I consider machine guns an absurdity in a field army of normal composition."
Mikhail Ivanovich Dragomirov

"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."

"Kid," he said, "someday there'll be 50 hotels here and it'll be the entertainment capital of America." I thought to myself, "No wonder they call him Bugsy."
Alan King

Can't act. Balding. Dances a little.
—Apocryphal note from Fred Astaire screen test

A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
Kurt Vonnegut, Welcome to the Monkey House

"I thought for sure it was direct-to-video... it just seemed like such a simple story. Guy looking for his daughter. [mines leafing through a script] Ho hum. Hmm. Ooh, he finds her!"
Liam Neeson on Taken, 60 Minutes

""No one had much faith in me because I was so young. They imagined a little brat with a flash-in-the-pan single."

"There were only two actors that anyone had ever heard of when Next Generation was announced: LeVar Burton and Wil Wheaton, because they were already stars. As you know, there was a famous sign I had outside my trailer door which quoted the very first thing which appeared in the calender section of the Los Angeles Times about me, which described me as, "Unknown Shakespearean actor." And that's what it said outside my trailer door: "Beware: Unknown Shakespearean Actor ""

"Connery just quit movies after this one, which he only agreed to do because he was bitter over turning down a part called "Gandalf" in a movie about midgets or some shit...a decision that cost him $450 million dollars — the guy could have his own tropical island nation today if he had just asked someone else, 'Hey, is this Tolkien guy any good?' But then the money gods who had favored him for so many decades pitied him and gave him another chance: They also offered him a role in The Matrix, though he hasn't confirmed which one. Once again Connery couldn't make heads or tails of it and turned it down, and once again the movie went on to make big bucks."

"2013 Grammys" Todd: Does anyone really care about John Legend? I mean, I didn't even know he had a song out this year, uh... Did you?
"2 Months Later" Todd: GOD DAMN MOTHER—! HOW AM I SO BAD AT THIS? Just once I want to saying something doesn't matter and have it not matter!
Todd in the Shadows on "All of Me"

Ryan: (as gangster, dialing phone) Someday they're gonna invent a phone where you just push buttons.
Colin: You're crazy!


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