Rick: (playing cowboy) Ugh! Me give 'em up! No more shoot 'em! Me make 'em heap good deal! Me make 'em...
Native American Boy: Indians don't talk like that!
Shaggy: (to a Native American boy) Me Shaggy.
Scooby-Doo: Me Scooby.
Daphne Blake: Me embarrassed.
Native American Boy: (jokingly) Hi, Shaggy! Hi, Scooby! Hi, Embarrassed!
Jamil: If you're a superhero, what were you in prison for?
Peacemaker: Integrity. I made a vow to have peace, no matter how many people I have to kill to get it.
Jamil: Oh, Peacemaker!
Peacemaker: Yes!
Jamil: You're that racist superhero!
Peacemaker: No!
Jamil: You only kill minorities, man!
Peacemaker: [chuckling] I killed a fair amount of white people too!
Jamil: The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!
Peacemaker: If somebody's committing a crime—
Jamil: Yes?
Peacemaker: Am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is?
Jamil: No. But you need to watch white people as closely as you watch people of color, so you see more of them committing crimes!
Peacemaker: Fine. That's... that's a good point. I will trust white people less in the future, and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied?
Jamil: Yes. Thank you.
Peacemaker: Integrity. I made a vow to have peace, no matter how many people I have to kill to get it.
Jamil: Oh, Peacemaker!
Peacemaker: Yes!
Jamil: You're that racist superhero!
Peacemaker: No!
Jamil: You only kill minorities, man!
Peacemaker: [chuckling] I killed a fair amount of white people too!
Jamil: The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!
Peacemaker: If somebody's committing a crime—
Jamil: Yes?
Peacemaker: Am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is?
Jamil: No. But you need to watch white people as closely as you watch people of color, so you see more of them committing crimes!
Peacemaker: Fine. That's... that's a good point. I will trust white people less in the future, and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied?
Jamil: Yes. Thank you.
Gordon Noble: "Look, Thaddeus. I want you to know that I appreciate your enthusiasm for Black History Month... Don't get me wrong, I don't want to discourage you from your interest in other cultures... but your... uh... implementation can sometimes come across as a little racially insensitive."
Thaddeus Euphemism: (wearing a dreadlocked wig) "Aww, that's not irie, mon."
Gordon: "See, this is what I'm talking about."
Judy: Ugh, that went so fast. I didn't get a chance to mention you or say anything about how we...
Nick: Oh, I think you said plenty.
Judy: ...What do you mean?
Nick: "Clearly, there's a biological component"? "These predators may be reverting back to their primitive, savage ways"? Are you serious?
Judy: I just stated the facts of the case. I mean, it's not like a bunny could go savage.
Nick: Right, but a fox could, huh?
Judy: Nick, stop it! You're not like them.
Nick: Oh, there's a them, now?
Judy: (sigh) You know what I mean! You're not that kind of predator!
Nick: The kind that needs to be muzzled? The kind that makes you think you need to carry around fox repellant? Yeah, don't think I didn't notice that little item the first time we met. So l-let me ask you a question. Are you afraid of me? Do you think I might go nuts? That I might go savage? You think I might try to... EAT YOU?!
(a frightened Judy takes a step back and reaches for her repellant)
Nick: (beat) I knew it. Just when I thought somebody actually believe in me, huh?
See, there's your racist grandma, your kinda-not-racist-but-still-kinda-racist mom, and then there's you.
—Jack Packard, Adventure Is Nigh
