Now our last prince must cut his hair, never to return? Sometimes it seems like the gods are laughing at us.
— Emishi monk, Princess Mononoke
Michael: D'you think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would. Do you?
Brian: What did you have in mind?
Michael: I don't know. Maybe buzz it all off, or bleach it.
Brian: That'd be cool. For two years ago. So what's wrong?
Michael: Nothing's wrong. Why do you think something's wrong?
Brian: Because every time something's wrong you wanna change your hair.
Michael: That is so not true!
Brian: (to Debbie, Michael's mother) Michael's thinking about changing his hair.