Chris: Also, and I can’t believe we haven’t mentioned this yet, the lowest point of all: THEY CUT JOHN GLOVER’S HAIR.
David: I wonder if that or the transference is the reason he suddenly, inexplicably developed a conscience.
Chris: There are clearly dudes in prison with long hair, so I assume they had to cut it because that’s the only way to keep him in jail. No walls can hold that lustrous mane!
David: I wonder if that or the transference is the reason he suddenly, inexplicably developed a conscience.
Chris: There are clearly dudes in prison with long hair, so I assume they had to cut it because that’s the only way to keep him in jail. No walls can hold that lustrous mane!
— Chris Sims and David Uzumeri, on
Smallville ("Transference")
Smallville ("Transference") "Now our last prince must cut his hair, never to return? Sometimes it seems like the gods are laughing at us."
— Emishi monk, Princess Mononoke
"It's gonna be a haircut. Alright? You say you need a haircut, they gonna fucking cut your hair! You're going in saving twelve bucks, just FUCKING DO IT!"
Michael: D'you think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would. Do you?
Brian: What did you have in mind?
Michael: I don't know. Maybe buzz it all off, or bleach it.
Brian: That'd be cool. For two years ago. So what's wrong?
Michael: Nothing's wrong. Why do you think something's wrong?
Brian: Because every time something's wrong you wanna change your hair.
Michael: That is so not true!
Brian: (to Debbie, Michael's mother) Michael's thinking about changing his hair.
Debbie: Oh, God! Baby, what's wrong? Tell me!
She took the shears and padded over to her mirror, which shone in the moonlight. She looked at her reflection for a moment, then held her red braid in one hand and opened the shears with her other hand, positioning them just above her shoulders, the cold iron blade brushing her skin. Her rich scarlet hair, the very symbol and last remnant of any feminine delicacy she had ever possessed, that had been held onto and treasured by her mother for years, now laid between the guillotining blades.
SNIP.
SNIP.
— Cut It Off, a Yandere Simulator fic
, a Yandere Simulator fic"I'm not ready for this. But at least I'll die looking fucking fierce."
"[...] And then you got arguably the world's most overly dramatic haircut."
— Tangled: Before Ever After
Azula (struggling to brush her hair): Alright hair, prepare to face your doom!
Ursa (hallucination): What a shame, you always had such beautiful hair.
— Avatar: The Last Airbender ("Sozin's Comet, part 3: Into the Inferno")
"Why do guys associate cutting hair with breakups?"
— Sayaka Natori, Your Name
Lys: Is the hair a fresh start too? Or is that more of a mid-life crisis thing?
Zahra: A few weeks ago, I found out monsters are real. I think I'm entitled to one small crisis, Lys.
Zahra: A few weeks ago, I found out monsters are real. I think I'm entitled to one small crisis, Lys.
— Lies Within, p.264
