Chris: Also, and I canít believe we havenít mentioned this yet, the lowest point of all: THEY CUT JOHN GLOVERíS HAIR.
David: I wonder if that or the transference is the reason he suddenly, inexplicably developed a conscience.
Chris: There are clearly dudes in prison with long hair, so I assume they had to cut it because thatís the only way to keep him in jail. No walls can hold that lustrous mane!
Now our last prince must cut his hair, never to return? Sometimes it seems like the gods are laughing at us.
— Emishi monk, Princess Mononoke
Michael: D'you think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would. Do you?
Brian: What did you have in mind?
Michael: I don't know. Maybe buzz it all off, or bleach it.
Brian: That'd be cool. For two years ago. So what's wrong?
Michael: Nothing's wrong. Why do you think something's wrong?
Brian: Because every time something's wrong you wanna change your hair.
Michael: That is so not true!
Brian: (to Debbie, Michael's mother) Michael's thinking about changing his hair.