Colonel Sigurd von Ilsemann: You'll address him as sir and his wife as madam. The Treaty of Versailles forbids any other form of address. His left arm is slightly deformed; you will not refer to it or look at it. You will speak only when spoken to and all discussion of politics is forbidden. Express no opinion of your own, agree with his and remember, at the age of four, he bit the Duke of Edinburgh in the leg.
—Colonel Siguard von Ilsemann to Captain Brandt, The Exception
[Upon meeting a guest with a glass eye.]
"Now, Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"
—Archie, All in the Family
"Oh, uh, Welcome to Red Spot, home of the Monstro-Face — I mean, Monstro-Chug, seventy-two ounces of your favourite beverage for eighty-nine... Dude, I'm sorry, but what is the deal with your mug?"
—Slater, upon being confronted by a Nosferatu, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Austin: My mole-stake! [immediately covers mouth]
Agent 3: What was that? ...Listen, just get it out of your system.
Austin: No, I'm fine.
Agent 3: No, I insist. We can work together better if you just get it ou-
Austin: MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE! I'm gonna chop it off, cut it up, and make some guacamolé!
Agent 3:...Better?
Austin: Yeah.
[Austin starts to poke Agent 3's mole with a branch from a potted plant]
Agent 3: What was that? ...Listen, just get it out of your system.
Austin: No, I'm fine.
Agent 3: No, I insist. We can work together better if you just get it ou-
Austin: MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE! I'm gonna chop it off, cut it up, and make some guacamolé!
Agent 3:...Better?
Austin: Yeah.
[Austin starts to poke Agent 3's mole with a branch from a potted plant]
—Austin Powers: Goldmember
Brian: Okay, now be polite, and for God's sake don't mention anything about his kid's face.
Stewie: Oh shut up, I am always so polite!
...
Brian: Yes, well, uh, Mr. Tucker, it seems your son Jake had some vodka at the school dance, and, uh, Chris got blamed for it. This whole situation has just turned his whole life upside-down face. (eyes immediately go wide, Stewie very slowly turning to look at him in annoyance)
Tom Tucker: It's no concern of mine if it's turned his life upside-down face, Jake's a good boy.
Stewie: Oh shut up, I am always so polite!
...
Brian: Yes, well, uh, Mr. Tucker, it seems your son Jake had some vodka at the school dance, and, uh, Chris got blamed for it. This whole situation has just turned his whole life upside-down face. (eyes immediately go wide, Stewie very slowly turning to look at him in annoyance)
Tom Tucker: It's no concern of mine if it's turned his life upside-down face, Jake's a good boy.
"The worst thing about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you DON'T."
— Arthur Fleck, Joker (2019)
Lola: You must be our— [Brutus turns to face them] ...new ...n-neighbor.
[Beat Panel while Lola and Mr. Wrinkles stare in horror]
Lola: ...yeeeah, so we just thought we'd introduce ourselves, a-and wish you a merry scar face—
Mr. Wrinkles: —CHRISTMAS
[Beat Panel while Lola and Mr. Wrinkles stare in horror]
Lola: ...yeeeah, so we just thought we'd introduce ourselves, a-and wish you a merry scar face—
Mr. Wrinkles: —CHRISTMAS
