23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
[Upon meeting a guest with a glass eye.]
"Now, Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"
—Archie, All in the Family
"Oh, uh, Welcome to Red Spot, home of the Monstro-Face — I mean, Monstro-Chug, seventy-two ounces of your favourite beverage for eighty-nine... Dude, I'm sorry, but what is the deal with your mug?"