Quotes / Ignore the Fanservice

Rin: Let me in, Shirou!
Shirou: No way! You'll kill me!
Rin: If you let me in, I'll let you touch my booooobs!
Shirou: And then YOU'LL KILL ME!
Rin: It'll be totes Worth It!
Shirou: No! It will not!
Rin: (Screams of rage) Alright, you asked for this!

—Fate/stay night [Unlimited Blade Works] Abridged

Elf: Captain, there's a beautiful girl in a bikini standing behind you.
Tagon: Where?
Tagon: Oh, did you mean you?
-Smash Cut-
Elf: Doc, I think the captain needs an ice pack and a clue implant.

—Tagon focusing on his company's finances, Schlock Mercenary

Kyril sighed, then holstered his pistol. "Any other news?"

"So blunt!" Shani tittered. "But I guess that's why you're such an item for other ladies of refined taste." She walked inside and sat on the chair Kyril once occupied and crossed her legs, showing off quite a bit of skin due to her robes.

Sanakan was watching the show with a raised brow. In the time she had followed the boss, he had interacted with several beautiful women and not once did he react. He was always polite but extremely distant with everyone he encountered. Sometimes he was a little brusque when people get too close. It was fascinating.

—The Night Unfurls