Quotes: Hyperactive Metabolism
Any textbook will tell you that food found on the street can heal even the worst injuries.
"Floor ice cream gives you health!"
"And seriously, doctors are millions of years from proving that potato chips, when ingested, immediately cure the concussive effects of being hit in the head with a lead pipe."
"If you've been shot up, you've got bullet wounds, you've been set on fire, and you're hiding behind a counter and you're like "Dude! There's a chocolate cake here!" Nomnomnom! And you eat it and you're like "I feel so much better! My bullet wounds are healed!"