->''Any textbook will tell you that food found on the street can heal even the worst injuries.''
->-- '''Idol description for Food''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->''"Floor ice cream gives you health!"''
-->'''Pit''', also from ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->''"And seriously, doctors are millions of years from proving that potato chips, when ingested, immediately cure the concussive effects of being hit in the head with a lead pipe."''
-->-- '''Tim Rogers''', ''[[http://kotaku.com/5450551/the-best-games-of-sort-of-the-decade The Best Games Of, Sort Of, The Decade]]''

-> ''"If you've been shot up, you've got bullet wounds, you've been set on fire, and you're hiding behind a counter and you're like "Dude! There's a chocolate cake here!" Nomnomnom! And you eat it and you're like "I feel so much better! My bullet wounds are healed!"''
-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment