Quotes / Haiku-Wiki

"Five, seven, then five
Syllables mark a Haiku
Remarkable oaf."

— Haiku Girl, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

—Fun T-Shirt saying

Any moron can
write Haiku, just stop at the
seventeenth syllab-

— Seen in The Washington Post Style Invitational

This could go badly.
The potential for abuse?
Over Nine Thousand.

— slvstrChung, during YKTTW

Chorus of my song:
All the lines are seven long,
Unless they are five.

Chorus of my song:
Singing more is singing wrong;
Rhythm can't survive.

—Peter Chiykowski, Haiku Song

Howard: I've composed a haiku, in honor of this moment.
Kreese: Alright, drop it down.
Howard: Ninja rise from floor.
Red spray-paint ceiling and walls.
Jack is triumphant.
Kreese: 5, 7, 5, bitches.

— MadWorld

Fakeem:: Look at you, chinky bitch,
make my trigger finger itch,
Get the hell out of my mall,
before I throw ya' through a wall.
Akira: I will bust my caps.
You are no match for my skill.
Prepare to die, pig.
Fakeem: Dayum, what the hell was that?
Akira: [shoots him] HAIKU, MOFO!

— Mall Monkeys

This is a story
All about how my life got
Flipped - turned upside down

— Zer0, Borderlands 2

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