"Stand back, woman who supposedly trained me, it's time for me use some...Gymkata! It's a lot like regular martial arts, only I add a lot of unnecessary flips and wooshing sounds."
- Allison Pregler as the protagonist of Gymkata
"As we’ve learned from all films ever made, whenever you have a special skill, it will eventually save your life, regardless of how impossibly stupid it is. And never has it been more stupid than in Gymkata."
- Seanbaby
"Yes! I'm awesome! Will somebody please cast me in a Gymkata remake?"
