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"Real fur is frowned upon at all furry conventions, in the same sense that leaping in front of speeding locomotives is frowned upon at comic book conventions."
"One thing most furries agree on is this: They aren't sex freaks."
— Melissa Meinzer, "Animal Passions"
"She's the kind of chick that turns heads, like Jessica Rabbit or that anthropomorphic fox on the Animaniacs. You rubbed one out to her, admit it!"
'That duck is smart. And apparently on the internet, that duck is very sexy to some people. That's OK. I ain't gonna judge anybody, 'cause... you'll do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other—probably."
"They dress up like animals and then don't have sex with one another? That is so twisted."
— Montana Diaz Herrera, Back To You
"You don't wanna tangle in this [furry] world, Doug."
— Rob Walker to his younger, more innocent brother
"Curse you, Cameron, for making me "OK" with soft core berry-blue flavored furry tiger smut!"
— Torg from Sluggy Freelance
"I'm here for the porn."
"I'm here for the porn too."
"I'm here to sell these guys porn."
— Last 3 panels (of 16) of the "average furry convention" web-poster
"Some people tell me, 'You only go to these conventions to have sex!', to which I reply, 'Go over there. Do ANY of those people look like they've EVER had sex?!'"
— Uncle Kage, at Furry Weekend Atlanta '10
"What are we fans of? Really, we're fans of each other."
— 2 the Ranting Gryphon, Furry Weekend Atlanta '10
"You'd be surprised how many fetishes there are involving Sam and me."
— Max, Sam & Max: The Penal Zone