Quotes / Frivolous Lawsuit

If I had to do it all again by bicycle
If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle
I'd crush my head,
Collect the bread,
Crash my bicycle
John Linnell, "South Carolina"

I'll sue you,
I'll take all your money!
Ill sue you,
even if you look at me funny!
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "I'll Sue You"

I'LL SUE YOU! I'LL SUE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! I'LL SUE THE WORLD!!! I EVEN SUED MYSELF LAST WEEK! GUESS WHO WON?? MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
John from theroommovie.com, The Tommy Wiseau Show (a sketch by Doug Walker mocking them for taking down his Nostalgia Critic review of The Room)

Just as another personal highlight: Going back through the correspondence that I've been having over the months for this video, I love the amount of times one or all of us on my end literally said "I don't know what he's doing". I think that really sums up the whole case better than anything else.
Did you, James, at any point know what you were doing? Did you have... any idea? I mean, did you... Did you think you were gonna get ten million dollars, did you think... Did you think? DID YOU THINK? Did you have a fucking thought in your skull?

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