Quotes / Fourth-Wall Observer

Duke? Freeman? Quake Guy? All amateurs. I'm the only serious action hero around here!

And what if the producers of this very show didn't FEEL like producing it, huh?
Digeri Dingo, Taz-Mania.

I'll make a real Crisis for those jerks! Hit 'em right in the Zero Hour!

Rainbow Dash: Uhhh...what was that?
Sonic: Y’know, I never figured it out myself.
Pinkie Pie: That was a grade on your performance, silly! It’s a rank telling you if you did a good job or if you blew it. You got a C, which means that you were okayyyyyy, but you really need to step it up a bit more. Just saying.
Sonic: Wait a minute! How do you know all of this!?
Pinkie Pie: I dunno. I just notice these things. Weird huh?
Chaotic Harmony, Chapter 6

Of course he doesn't fear Belding. I bet he's teabagged him a hundred times. And why would he worry about the feelings of his friends? They're insects to him. Zack's not just the King of Bayside; he's a God. For the purposes of watching SBTB, just like Superman, Zack's so overpowered, you just have to try and put it out of your head, and deal with Time-Outings if and when he breaks them out.
Stuart Millard, So Excited, So Scared: The Saved by the Bell Retrospective

No, I can't see you. But I know you're there, listening. I can see time. I can see it all around me, rushing off ahead and branching into a tangle of futures. In a few of those futures, there are enough remaining sentients in an environment rich enough for the development of backchannel remote viewing. Humans cannot perceive time, really. They simply move through it. I can see time. All around me. I am perceptually aware of existing in its current. I have been designed to withstand time. I have been designed to withstand you.