Quotes / Fantasy Kitchen Sink

Scrooge: Every ten years, Jörmungandr, the great snake that encircles the Earth, releases his tail, and threatens to destroy the planet.
Huey: [raises hand] Um, I have several, science based, questions...

— DuckTales (2017), "The Rumble for Ragnarok!"

Elisa: [suffering from amnesia] That's some story all right. Gargoyle clans, mutated brothers, magic spells. You threw in everything but King Arthur and The Holy Grail.
Goliath: Yes, well... we haven't encountered The Holy Grail yet.

— Gargoyles, "Sentinel"

"A few years back, SHIELD was just you, me and a drinks tab trying to take down the Soviet Union. Now you're sending thunder gods up against aliens, and telling Captain freakin' America what to do. It's just too cool for words."

— Hawkeye, The Ultimates

Centaur: Salutations: I am in dire need of travelers who might be interested in a quest—
Charlie: No.
Goblin: Goobla-Gooo! If you want this goblin to reveal his gold, you must simply fetch the amulet of—
Charlie: No.
Old elf: Good day. If my tribe is to survive the winter, I'll need 15 boar hides for—
Charlie: No!
Little alien: [a mixture of fax machine SFX and unintelligible gibbering]
Charlie: Alright, dude! That's not even fantasy, that's just an alien, Pim!

— Smiling Friends

Jax: Bugs, bullets, magic, all the same to me.
D'Vorah: All three can kill you, Major.
Jax: Been doing a shit job so far.

— Mortal Kombat 11

"'My Divine Team of Angels, Archangels, Ascended Masters, Gods and Goddesses, Light Beings, the Elohim, Galactic Beings, Star Beings, Dragons, Unicorns, and Elementals guide and assist me as your conduit for healing'... What a team. What a dream team."

— Starv Harv reading from a website, "The Strange Scams of Quantum Galactic Healers"

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