"I'm on to the third [book] and it doesn't get any easier. Too many damn wizards. I get them all mixed up with one another. It's all battles and endless bloody journeys, here to there and back again. If I so much as glimpse another map I swear I'll kill myself."
— Last Argument of Kings by Joe Abercrombie, which doesn't include a map , but is the third book in a series which includes a lot of wizards, battles, and journeys.
"Oh, I do love a map!"
— Mr. Bilbo Baggins
"There's no map of Discworld. You can't map a sense of humor."