Quotes: Face Palm

"DeskOn! Apply directly to the forehead!"
Mr. Bump, Failblog

Hold up, this learned and witty discussion could go on forever.
apply your palm to your face and you will feel better, much better.

Colonel Klink: Oh! Another one of your headaches? Is there anything you could take that could help?
General Burkhalter: Yes. I can take my leave.
Hogan's Heroes Episode 4x02

Asuka:Im were Shinji and I are um expecting.
[...]
Toji(blankly):"Expecting what?"
Hikari groaned and put her hand over her face as Misato started laughing.

Tanaka reeled back from the force of Asuka's insistent denial. "Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"
Asuka bristled some more. "What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.

"Haha, one facepalm isn't enough for Asuka."
a post in the comments section, Aki-chan's Life

"Is anybody hurt?"
"I bith my tongue!" one of Asuka's bodyguards announced. She palmed her face.