Quotes / Eye Beams

I've got laser eyes,
And I know what you're thinking
It comes as no surprise,
Christmas lights are blinking

— The Sifl and Olly Show, "I'm So Curious (Laser Eyes)"

"Optic blasts, huh? Let's see you take one from a pro!"

— Cyclops, just before unleashing his on a Sentinel, X-Men

Superman: Try to evade the macro-laser beams as best you can, Kara — and use your heat vision to trigger the missiles from a safe distance!
Supergirl: Whatever you say, cousin! I'll follow your instructions to the letter.

— War World

"I am Mari Illustrious Makinami! And you will fear my LASERFACE!"

— Mari Makinami, Nobody Dies

"That's ridiculous. Let me lend those pages my critical eye...BEAMS!!" [fwoosh]

— Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

Pronteran 1: He's using laser eye beams!
Pronteran 2: But we haven't invented lasers yet!
Demon: WE HAVE.

— 8-Bit Theater

"Now you're just doing it to annoy me. You don't even HAVE heat vision."

— Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater (after Black Mage uses these to set fire to a dwarven village)

"Heat beam eye blasts?... HEAT. BEAM. EYE. BLASTS!"

— Hak Foo, Jackie Chan Adventures

"Nonetheless, she had the sense of eyes following her — given the existence of such creatures as beholders, not a comfortable feeling."

— Victor Milan, War in Tethyr

If you can see it, you can kill it.

— "Eye Lasers" Description, Dungeons of Dredmor

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— Footnote, Schlock Mercenary

"Real heroes kill with their eyes."

—Karna, Fate/Grand Order

"Blink and destroy."

— Drobot, Skylanders

The three outlaws of Krypton were standing in a circle about Power Girl, sending six beams of heat from their eyes at her caped back. One Kryptonian could cause pain. Two could injure. Three could destroy.

— A Force of Four

"Last time I rode out I shot a giant laser out of my eyes."

— Kara Gordon, Gotham City Garage

Hellboy: Come on, that helmet's ridiculous.
Black Manta: You'll take my optic blast seriously.
Hellboy: [laughs] Now, we're cooking with gas.

— Injustice 2

Heat. I could feel it behind my eyes again, just like when I was returning to Earth, but it was a different type. It wasn't exactly pleasurable, but it was nothing like the pain in my hands. I urged it to grow, hoping it was something I could use.
Before Behemoth could react, twin beams of scarlet light blasted out of my eyes, striking him in the chest and tearing through the outer layers like they weren't even there. The Herokiller roared furiously and let go of me, allowing me to back up and continue the barrage until he began to redirect it into the ground. I willed the attack to stop, and it obeyed. The beams disappeared, and the heat faded from my eyes.
Well. That was new.

— The Last Daughter

She'd tried to keep out of the way of his Omega Effect beams, but, finally, it just wasn't possible. The terrible beams from his eyes lanced out, caught her in the eyes, and dealt out blindness and pain. Supergirl screamed.

— Hellsister Trilogy

Shinji stared into the thing's eyes, and they were not buttons anymore. They were cores.
His eyes narrowed. Heat lanced out.
"Burn."
The doll screamed, catching all at once, its body bursting into flames with a throaty whump that filled the car with smoke.

— Last Child of Krypton

Captain Diabetes: You're some marksman, Human Kite!
Human Kite: Well, it's kind of hard to miss when you aim just by looking.
Captain Diabetes: Well, now that you put it that way, how could you ever miss?

— South Park: The Fractured but Whole

"Prepare for my civil rights beam!"

— Martin Luther King Jr., The Penguins of Madagascar: Operation N-W.O.R.D.

"That's a nice argument! Unfortunately, you were burnt to a crisp by my laser eyes!"

— Fleetway Super Sonic, Vs Sonic.exe

"OMG, he shot eyebeams lololol! I can't stop laughing! Seriously, I can't breathe *wheeze*!!"

—Sumireko Usami on Ichirin and Unzan's Rage "First and Last of Its Kind Scolding Scorch", The Grimoire of Usami

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