Quotes / Eye Beams

I've got laser eyes,
And I know what you're thinking
It comes as no surprise,
Christmas lights are blinking
The Sifl and Olly Show, "I'm So Curious (Laser Eyes)"

Optic blasts, huh? Let's see you take one from a pro!
Cyclops, just before unleashing his on a sentinel., The X Men

"I am Mari Illustrious Makinami! And you will fear my LASERFACE!"

"That's ridiculous. Let me lend those pages my critical eye...BEAMS!!" (fwoosh)
Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

Pronteran 1: He's using laser eye beams!
Pronteran 2: But we haven't invented lasers yet!
Demon: We have.

"Now you're just doing it to annoy me. You don't even HAVE heat vision."
Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater (after Black Mage uses Eye Beams to set fire to a dwarven village)

"Heat beam eye blasts?....HEAT. BEAM. EYE. BLASTS!"

Nonetheless, she had the sense of eyes following her — given the existence of such creatures as beholders, not a comfortable feeling.
Victor Milan, War in Tethyr

If you can see it, you can kill it.
"Eye Lasers" Description, Dungeons of Dredmor

NOTE: StinkeyeTM brand ocular implants will allow the fulfillment of this particular fantasy. Available at Planet Mercenary stores near you!
Footnote, Schlock Mercenary

Blink and destroy.
— Drobot, Skylanders