-> ''I've got laser eyes,''\\
''And I know what you're thinking''\\
''It comes as no surprise,''\\
''Christmas lights are blinking''
-->-- ''Series/TheSiflAndOllyShow'', "I'm So Curious (Laser Eyes)"

-> '''"I am [[spoiler:Mari Illustrious Makinami]]! [[Machinima/RedVsBlue And you will fear my LASERFACE!]]"'''
--> [[spoiler:[[Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion Mari Makinami]]]], ''FanFic/NobodyDies''

->''"That's ridiculous. Let me lend those pages my critical eye...BEAMS!!" (fwoosh)''
-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Pronteran 1:''' He's using laser eye beams!\\
'''Pronteran 2:''' But we haven't invented lasers yet!\\
'''Demon:''' [[AC:We have]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"[[RuleOfFunny Now you're just doing it to annoy me. You don't even HAVE heat vision.]]"''
-->-- '''Red Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' (after Black Mage uses EyeBeams to set fire to a dwarven village)

-> ''"Heat beam eye blasts?....'''[[CallingYourAttacks HEAT. BEAM. EYE. BLASTS!]]'''"''
-->- '''Hak Foo''', ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->''Nonetheless, she had [[BeingWatched the sense of eyes following her]] -- given the existence of such creatures as [[{{Oculothorax}} beholders]], not a comfortable feeling.''
-->-- '''Victor Milan''', ''[[TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms War in Tethyr]]''

->''If you can see it, you can kill it.''
-->-- '''"Eye Lasers" Description''', ''Videogame/DungeonsOfDredmor''

->''NOTE: Stinkeye[[superscript:TM]] brand ocular implants will allow the fulfillment of [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-09-27 this particular fantasy.]] Available at Planet Mercenary stores near you!''
-->-- '''Footnote''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-> ''Blink and destroy.''
-->-- Drobot, ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}''