Quotes / Escape the Night

Multiple YouTubers have said things that are considered awesome, accurate, hilarious and/or heartbreaking; and have possibly been quoted by others.

Spoilers are unmarked due to death-related elements, especially in the last folder.

Awesome and/or Badass

• "Not so fast, asshole!" - Jet Pack Girl, Season 2 Episode 10
• "Not today, Janet!" - Calliope, Season 3 Episode 1
• "I am not dying again!' - Matt, Season 3 Episode 8
• "We have seven of the artifacts and YOU'RE the only one standing between us and the last one, so move your ass before I beat the crazy out of you." - Calliope to Lucy, Season 3 Episode 9
• "Who picked THAT entertainment, monster-in-law?" - Rosanna, Season 4, Episode 4 Confession Cam

Accurate and/or Relatable

• "Let's just kill somebody." - Tim, Season 1, Episode 2
• "I was all down for a ball, and then it just got real weird real fast." - Andrea, Season 2, Episode 1
• "I'M HUNGRY!" - Gabbie, Season 2, Episode 4
• "So we found this key and here we are again on some other search to find something that unlocks that basically just means someone else is gonna die." - Tana, Season 2, Episode 4 Confession Cam
• "So he opens the oven and there's two kids in there! Thank God. I guess we at least saved the kids." - Tyler, Season 2, Episode 5 Confession Cam
  • "I'm trying to save myself, shit." - Andrea, Season 2, Episode 5 Confession Cam
• The Sorceress: It's my favorite part - in the end, you ALL DIE!
  Joey (Confession Cam): Really? 'Cause that's not MY favorite part!
  - Season 2 Episode 10
• "Good God, who is dying now?" - Nikita Season 3 Confession Cam
• "This guy reminds me of a very large, terrifying Logan Paul." - Colleen, Season 3 Episode 5, Confession Cam
• "So on one hand, we have Nikita and Manny, who are acting like the mean girls of the group; and then we have Ro and Matt, who are like the Boy Scouts; and then there's ME, who JUST WANTS TO GO HOME!" - Joey, Season 3 Episode 8, Confession Cam
• "Is Joey on our side, or is he trying to kill us?" - Safiya, Season 3, Confession Cam
• "I don't think I'm old enough to watch this." - Matt, Season 3 Episode 9
• "I put two and two together and I was like, Joey killed all these bitches, and then I'm like 'Am I next?'" - Bretman Season 4, Episode 1
• "I mean, if the Sorceress rolls like this, I'm DEFINITELY willing to wife her up to get outta here." - Tana, Season 4, Episode 3 Confession Cam
• "History's repeating itself." - Tana, Season 4 Episode 4
• "Please, Alex is as much of a villain as I am straight." - Joey, Season 4 Episode 4 Confession Cam
• "Ya know, being a Society Against Evil member isn't that bad... Jael and Ryu are kinda weird, they puke magic... it's kinda disgusting." - Matt, Season 4 Episode 6
• "Our story right now is PROBABLY a tragedy. Most of us have died once, and some of us have already died twice." - Rosanna, Season 4 Episode 7 Confession Cam
• Scheherazade: But you, you don't belong in a museum. What's YOUR story, pretty boy?
  Joey (Confession Cam): My story? Bitch, it's a long one. You got a minute?
  - Season 4, Episode 7

Hilarious and/or Heartwarming

This may also appear in the Funny page.

• "A light bulb?" - Andrea Brooks, Season 1 Episode 2
• "She's twerk-dying!" - Tim, Season 1 Episode 4
• "You're probably dying first." - Jesse to DeStorm, Season 2 Episode 1
• "I'm about to get killed in front of all these people I just met.....I didn't even have a chance to party yet!" - Liza, Season 2, Episode 1 Confession Cam
• "Teamwork makes the dream work!" - Tana, Season 2 Episode 4
• "WE DID IT!" - Dark Army YouTubers, Season 2 Episode 4
• "Telephone billet number, please?" - ???, Season 2 Episode 9
• "Bitch, where's my burger? I did not order this." - Nikita, Season 3 Episode 1
• "Oh, I want the pony. I want the big pony. If I get it, can I get the big pony, please?" - Joey (being an adorable smol bean despite everything), Season 3 Episode 1
• "How'd you know I'm wearing panties?" - Joey, Season 3 Episode 1
• "I guess we could have found a stick or something ya know...yeah, in retrospect, we could have found a stick." - Matt, Season 3 Episode 1
• "There's a disco party, and MAMA, I'M READY!" - Colleen Season 3 Episode 2
• "She just so happens to have cards with all of our names on it in the event that we need to vote each other to die." - Matt, Season 3 Episode 2
• "Wait, can you guys stand still for a SECOND?! Thank you." - Nikita, Season 3, Episode 3
• "We gotta say our age?!" - Colleen, Season 3 Episode 4
• "That looks like me after I ate really bad fast food." - Colleen, Season 3 Episode 4
• "Come here, Daddy." - Nikita, Season 3 Episode 4
• "I'm a fighter, and I'm gonna stick it out till the end." - Rosanna, Season 3, Episode 4
• "That cute little muffin is strong! She crushed me!" - Colleen, Season 3 Episode 5, Confession Cam
• "Hello? Oh ok he-hey *pop* OH! Jesus Christ - Matt Season 3 Episode 7
• "Walking into the funhouse, I really don't know what to expect, but I do appreciate the rainbow lights." - Joey, Season 3 Episode 7, Confession Cam
• "I still feel like me and that's not a good thing, because guess what? I'm gay!" - Joey Season 3, Episode 8 Confession Cam
• "Can you believe that? I didn't even know those witches' names! They should wear nametags, 'cause I didn't know which witch is which!" - Rosanna, Season 3, Episode 8 Confession Cam
• "But we are kind of a hot mess. I've died before, (to Manny) you've lost a few challenges. (to Joey) YOU'RE STILL DEAD." - Matt, Season 3 Episode 9
• "If you're not saving me for me, then save me for Blanche." - Matt, Season 3 Episode 10
• "I know everybody voted me in, 'cause the Blacks always die first." - Teala, Season 3, Episode 11 (Episode 2, Behind the Scenes)
• "When I first think of Matt, I'm like okay, he's like that smart guy that I have to watch for and he's kinda nerdy and sexy." - Manny MUA (Behind the Scenes)
• "The only danger here is this fat ass." - Bretman, Season 4 Episode 1
• "Is this supposed to be my mother?" - Bretman, Season 4 Episode 1 Confession Cam
• "Why are there so many shirtless men chasing after me? OH! MY! GOD!" - Tana, Season 4 Episode 1
• "Maybe she more than just a face." - DeStorm Season 4 Episode 1
• "THIS looks like my Instagram." - Tana, Season 4, Episode 3
• "We're back, bitches." Nikita Season 4 Episode 6 Confession Cam
• "AHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! MATT! AHHH!" - Rosanna, Season 4 Episode 6
• "TEAM CINNAMON ROLL!" -Rosanna, Season 4 Episode 6 Confession Cam
• "You know, the last time someone asked me to save them, it didn't turn out so well, but I'm going to try my hardest for you." - Matt Season 4 Episode 6
• "Well, it looks like we're all gonna die. Bretman playing straight? Kill me now." - Nikita, Season 4 Episode 7 Confession Cam
• "Chilling in a basket. I have a YouTube channel. If you're not doing anything right now, you could subscribe." - Alex, Season 4 Episode 7

Heartbreaking

WARNING: This folder contains Tear Jerker elements. You have been warned, and we will not be supplying tissues to those who have suddenly found that invisible ninjas are chopping onions near you, nor will we be supplying sewing kits to those whose hearts have broken. Thank you.

Note that all last words have been moved to the Famous Last Words page. Last confessions (and not-so-last, for those who have been revived) remain here.

• "THIS IS SICK!" - Joey, Season 1 Episode 3
• "It's your fault, you did this!" - Alex, Season 2 Episode 2
• "AH! No, no, no! What did I do? What did I do?!" - Tana, Season 2, Episode 6
• "Alex, no! Alex, give me another minute! Please!" - Gabbie, Season 2, Episode 7
• "We can go home now." - Joey, Season 2 Episode 10, Confession Cam
• "Matthew! MATT! MATT! NO, NO, NO! MATTHEW!" - Rosanna Season 3 Episode 5

• "PLEASE YOU GUYS! PLEASE, STOP, PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME PLEASE!" - Colleen, Season 3, Episode 6

• Rosanna: [[Platonic Declaration of Love I love you."
  MatPat: I love you too, Ro. I'll miss you.
  - Season 3 Episode 8

• "Manny, I love you." - Nikita, Season 3 Episode 9

• "You know what? I play by my own rules. This is for Lauren." - Destorm, Season 4, Episode 4

• "But listen, if we don't and something happens, and I know that we've had a lot of differences, but I just want to let you it was because I was jealous of you because you're pretty. I'm sorry, and I love you." - Gabbie, Season 4, Episode 5

• "At the end of the day, I may not have pirate's blood, but I DO have a hero's heart." - Alex, Season 4, Episode 8, Confession Cam