Quotes / Dumb Blonde

"Speak slowly, I'm blonde."
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"Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you— I'm not even a real blonde!"
Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series, "Harlequinade"

"So I dot my i's with hearts
And I sleep with a teddy bear
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
I know all about the ozone layer"
Victoria Jackson, "I Am Not a Bimbo"

Both: "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..."
Glinda: "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."
Elphaba: "Blonde"
Wicked, "What Is This Feeling?"