->''"Speak slowly, I'm blonde."''
-->-- '''Bumper sticker'''

->''"Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you-- [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not even a real blonde!]]"''
-->-- '''Harley Quinn''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Harlequinade"

->''"So I dot my i's with hearts\\
And I sleep with a teddy bear\\
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart\\
I know all about the ozone layer"''
-->-- '''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Victoria Jackson]]''', "I Am Not a Bimbo"

->''Both: "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..."\\
Glinda: "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."\\
Elphaba: "Blonde"''
-->-- '''Theatre/{{Wicked}}''', "What Is This Feeling?"

->''"Annika Hansen: blonde. A woman barely sentient. [[WeCanRebuildHim We can rebuild her.]] We have the nanotechnology. We have the capability to make the world's first intelligent blonde."''
-->-- '''B.O.R.G. {{Megacorp}}oration advertisement''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''