Behold! For as a ranger, I possess the rare and enviable Dual-Wield! (pulls out a second bow
) Have you a sense of the sudden and violent brevity of your future? Sarda:
That's... This is what you're going with? Dual-wield. Ranger:
Moreover! As a ranger/ranger, I can dual-wield my dual-wield! (pulls out two more bows
) Sarda: What
Behold! The mythical art of quad-wielding and its dodecarrow storm! Sarda:
How are you holding those? Ranger:
It's not easy. Really hurts the neck.
I saw that great hairy one today, the one who insisted that he must have two battle-axes, the heavy black steel ones with twin crescent blades. Tyrion:
Shagga likes to kill with either hand. Lord Lefford:
He still had that wood-axe of his strapped to his back. Tyrion:
Shagga is of the opinion that three axes are even better than two.
"Drizzt's most endearing characteristic is that he ponces around using two scimitars — and is still alive. (...) Historically, the various tradeoffs among Damage, Defense, Agility, Cost and Convenience have been resolved in favor of using
one weapon at a time."
"If I were to pick up this cowering-plate, I would have to put down my second sword," a Scotsman thinks. "And surely that is madness."
"Oh come on, is that even legal?"
"You make a LEFT HANDED REMOTE GHOST GAUNTLET to complete the pair. BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEE WHY THE HELL NOT."
We're both good guys
here! Past Ash:
Good, bad... I'm the guy with both chainsaws!