Quotes / Disney Conquest

Year I

January

"My name is Maleficent, although I would be mildly concerned if you didn't know that already."

—Maleficent, Lost in a Memory

Lucky: Hi! My name's Lucky. You...might have heard of me. The hero of Dearly Farm?

Jasper: I haven't. I apologize. I'm fairly...new around here.

Lucky: Well, I'M the hero where I come from.

Jasper: (annoyed) Good to know.

Under the Sun

Maleficent: Is there anything else of particular interest left for you to report, my dear?

Crow: There is. Two nights ago, our good friend Thomas decided that his accommodations weren't good enough for him, and slipped away from his cell. He was eventually recovered and returned, but I felt the fact there had been an escape to begin with merited your attention.

Maleficent: Is that so? Well, that won't do. [...] Thomas will be dealt with. But tell me, how did he escape? What is the weak link in my chain of orders that I need to break?

My Most Faithful Servant

Maleficent: Well, your sentence is served, Thomas. You're free to go to the dining halls with my blessing. Hopefully you've gained a new appreciation for punctuality, hm?

Thomas: (meekly) Yes...

Maleficent: You know, Thomas, I do not like being cruel. This past week was an exception. You see, your infraction had been in front of the entirety of my Legion. I need you to understand that I couldn't have you setting a dangerous precedent. Had you caused a problem in a more private setting, such as when you had escaped from Perthmail, then I wouldn't have needed to make an example of you.

Thomas: What?! You knew?!

Maleficent: I know everything, dear boy.

Work Assessment

Jasper: What is it you wanted to talk to me about?

Hikaru: I would like an assignment. I know I can't be trusted as of yet. But I would like a chance to earn it. I want to work again. Even if only as a cadet, or under some one's supervision. Sir, I excel at combat, but I will take any assignment. I simply just...want something to do beyond busy work.

Jasper: You have proved your place among us many times over already, and while many of our members still do not trust you, I feel as though it is due time to give you some leeway. You are still technically a cadet, and while normally cadets are not allowed onto the battlefield, you have experience and knowledge on the subject. I will give you my permission to participate in our next battle. If you do well and protect your allies backs then I will give you more rein. But this is your final and most important test, do you understand, Hikaru?

Hikaru: I won't let you down, sir.

Jasper: Then it's settled then. You are dismissed, Miss Hikaru. I'll see you bright and early tomorrow. We'll be preparing for our trip to Australia to gather supplies. Rest well.

A Petition

"I forbid you to die."

—Maleficent to Nasira, Into the Dragon's Den

"This will not be our last meeting, necromancer! You will pay dearly for this!"

—Clopin Trouillefou to Nasira, The First Battle

Aladdin: Sir, I know I screwed up, like badly.

Jasper: You will be demoted to a Peacekeeper. You've made it obvious that I cannot trust you otherwise. You will start from the bottom of the Peacekeeper ranks and work in the kitchen alongside Silver. You will do everything he says without question, do you understand me?

Aladdin: Kitchen duty?! You can't be serious!

Meet Me Inside

Maleficent: I merely wanted to introduce you to some of your fellow overseers. You will show them respect, Frollo. They too are under the service of your lord.

[...]

Frollo: I look forward to meeting the other overseers. I hope they are...more impressive.

Nasira: (stiffens)

Turbo: (chuckles) "Show them respect," my keister.

Arrival of the Hammer of God

Lucky: This is neutral territory. We don't need your permission to hunt here! And you killed my rabbit!

Dobson: (nose presses Lucky's) What did you just say, you little shit?

Lucky: Um, I said uh...um, I said -

Dobson: (lunges)

Lucky: OH SHIT!

Give a Dog a Bone

Frollo: Ahem. Am I interrupting something?

Tabs: Nooo...

Old News

February

"Get fucking wrecked, you damn ursid."

—Perthmail to Silver, Son of a Beach

Nasira: (sees a dragon coming their way) Frollo...

Frollo: Get a hold of yourself! That dragon is most likely nothing but a distraction.

Son of a Beach

Frollo: Scar...is lost. He has chosen to stay behind.

Nasira: What do you mean he "chose to stay behind?" We've been ordered to evacuate, Frollo! He should not have been left behind!

Tucker: Lost? You mean he's still back there in the jungle fighting? He's an overseer, right? Why wasn't he one of the first people to go through the portal?

Frollo: By "lost," I meant he has...passed. If we were to go back, there is a high probability we would not even find a corpse. I kept the portal open for him, called out to him, but he chose his path.

Sarafina: (angrily) You...called out. You did not actually look for him?!

Nasira: Frollo, are you sure? What did you see?

Frollo: (begins to walk away) May God have mercy on his soul.

Nasira: Frollo, where are you going?! We still have to make our report!

Sarafina: You will re-open that portal immediately, you pompous two-legger, and I will bring him back myself.

Crow: Sarafina, stand down. There'll be no need for that. [...] Frollo, Nasira is right. Your presence is requested before Her Excellency. There will be much to discuss.

Washed Ashore

Dr. Facilier: Take one more step, Claude, and you won't have a pedestal to stand on anymore.

Claude Frollo: Let my shadow go, or your "friends on the other side" will have someone joining them really soon.

Washed Ashore

"All you need to know is that my name is Lindsay, you will address me as 'Ma'am' or 'Miss Curie,' and that my ship is damaged and needs repair."

—Lindsay, Reoccurring Nightmare

March

"Stay in the shadows, mes amies."

—Clopin Trouillefou, Atonement

"I HATE your dad! I'm GLAD Jasper had him killed!"

—Shani to Kopa in The False King

The Gourmand: THIS ARMY IS A JOKE. I will not have it! We will not have it! We deserve an army fit to win! It’s abundantly clear a new order must be instilled. Let the cowards flee; we will have no use for cowards. (to Nala) As for you, your majesty. You… also stand here accused. Who, pray tell, will judge you?

Nala: No one. I am the queen. Only the Great Kings of the Past may judge me. Any attempt to depose, dethrone or restrict my powers is contrary to the will of the Great Kings and will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

RUN

"THAT IS ENOUGH! THERE WILL BE NO BLOODSHED HERE! By right of my blood and your own crimes I am removing you as queen - lionesses!"

—Kiara to Nala, Run

"And I would not be so quick to assume about the prowress of our magic users here, stranger. If anything, there are several of us under the power of the Old Gods, who have the power to subdue you."

—Facilier to the Horned King in Danse Macabre

April

"We are not the most pathetic army; not anymore. Our enemies must learn to fear us! And for them to fear us, we must become warriors. True warriors!"

—The Gourmand, Thanks, Satan

Auditory Hallucination: So make your peace and make your choice. I know there is a good man in you, Claude. I know you will do the right thing.

Frollo: (unsheathes sword) Nasira, what is the status of our troops?

Nasira: (angrily) Good of you to join us. Hack off [Jenn's] wings.

Frollo: (hesitates)

Auditory Hallucination: Having a hard time? If you can't do it, then let me take over. I will handle it.

Frollo: Then go ahead.

Auditory Hallucination: Man, all this trouble for one little necromancer. What is she to you anyway?

Frollo: If you were truly part of me, you would already know the answer.

Auditory Hallucination: True, but I want you to say it. Or rather, think it.

Frollo: No matter. Do your business.

"Frollo": Unfortunately for you, my lady, it is your wings that have to be ripped apart. (slashes Nasira's back open)

Nasira: (screams)

"Frollo:" (to Jenn) I am Roland, nephew of Charlemagne, wielder of the holy sword Durandal, of the holy order of paladins that have sworn to fight by the side of good throughout the ages. I have freed the Hammer of God from the wicked witch's influence. I shall aid you in this battle against these fiends. All that I request in return is sanctuary within the walls of Notre Dame.

Jenn: (blinks)

No Going Back

"Get this...this monster to the gallows. I'll make sure that this time, he suffers for the sins he committed."

—Clopin, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me

May

"You have a point, young one, but you could think of it this way. Imagine, Hades, the God of the Underworld, and you, his queen and both of you as a symbol for our army as those who stand together and smite our enemies together side by side! It'd be a great boon of morale for the troops, and something to rally behind."

—Rhea to Jenn, Mawwiange

Genie: Guys? Help! Something bad has happened!

Shani: Genie, what happened?

Genie: Kopa...has been...he's been captured by the Blackblood Legion. (looks away)

Boso: (angrily) What?! And you just left him behind? What's wrong with you? Look at me, you coward!

Genie: I didn't want to leave him, but if I didn't, we'd both be captured, and you wouldn't be the wiser.

Shani: Boso, hush. (icily) Genie, please explain to us how this happened. What were you and Kopa doing in Agrabah, without telling anyone, most importantly the council, of your departure?

Genie: (sighs) I - we were looking for Aladdin and thought best not to tell you because you wouldn't allow us to do so. I managed to track Aladdin there, but we didn't get a chance to find him.

The Gourmand: You're in big trouble. So is the brat when we get him back.

Dumbass in Distress

Afua: (about Kopa) You're not really thinking of leaving him there?

Boso: Why not? Why should we risk our lives for a lion who only thinks about himself?! We've already lost too much! We've lost our home, our friends and our leader! [...] We're still recovering! We're in no state to go to Agrabah! Why should we risk more loss?! Why should we put our friends and family on the line after we've suffered so much?! Why?!

Dumbass in Distress

June

"Last I checked y'all, demolishin' enemies didn't include bein' as useful as a steerin' wheel on a mule!"

—Dr. Facilier, Coup de Grâce

"B y e - b y e ."

Maul to Morren , Coup de Grâce

"I am not your brother."

Jafar to Nasira, Coup de Grâce

"Fuck you...just fuck you."

—Afua to Kopa, The Prince Returns

"I hope they throw you out!"

—Boso to Kopa, The Prince Returns

"Kopa, you have violated the laws of the army, both past and present. You have disrespected your higher authorities and leaders on multiple accounts, you have attacked allies on multiple accounts, you have endangered allies and this army as a whole by going on a rogue mission into enemy territory. We have come to the decision that you are no longer trustworthy, we can’t trust you to not turn on your allies, and we can’t trust your word that you did not spill Dawnseeker secrets to the enemy while under their capture. For this reason, the council has decided that you are to be exiled, and sent to stay with the Appleseed peacekeeping group. If you are found on Dawnseeker territory without at least three escorts, including Mr. Appleseed, then you will be seen as an enemy trespasser and will be treated as such. Do you have anything to say for yourself?”

—Shani, Goodbye, Sweet Prince

"With the apple heads?! No thanks! I'd rather die."

—Kopa upon being sentenced to exile with the Appleseeds, Goodbye Sweet Prince

"Did you hear what she said? That was your last warning, so you’d best remember. If you return, you had better pray to your horrid ancestors it is not me who finds you."

—The Gourmand to Kopa, Goodbye Sweet Prince

Europa: (roars) You are tempting fate speaking to me in that tone, humans. I am the most elite of predatory creatures, lest any one of you forget and suffer for it. On that subject, my grievances… indeed. I am unaware if any of you have sensed this injustice, but it would appear I am the sole lionne in your army. This simply will not do. You will never be victorious without. What other animal could do the work of a mighty huntress, of a fearsome killer like no other!

Haki: I think we’ve been making due just fine.

Europa: (striking Haki) SILENCE you insolent hyena. You will know your place or I will show you your place! Idiot scavenger, you have no idea what you speak of!

Jenn: ... You would do well to learn your place, and not speak down to your superiors.

Summer Solstice Festival

Shan Yu: I don’t remember what design was on the flag, but what I can tell you is that the colors were…interesting. Red, white, and blue.

Shiloh: There's around twenty three countries that have used red white and blue in their flag.

Nasira: I know you said you did not remember the design itself, but do you remember anything else that might help us narrow it down?

A Strange Dream

Thomas: We need to talk.

Perthmail: What do you want?

Thomas: God damn it. Look, I'm sorry, okay? I know I stuffed up. I should have never run. I know. But you know what? I saw an opportunity, and...and...Jesus Christ...I had to, okay? I was starving! I was dehydrated! And I had not slept in days. All I could think about was how fucking miserable I felt! I just wanted everything to stop hurting! (trying not to cry) I - I know what I did was selfish and stupid. I was not thinking of you when I ran. And I can't promise you I will if something like this happens to me again. I wish I could...

Perthmail: I wasn't trying to avoid you, Thomas, I- (pinches bridge of nose) When you snuck out, myself and Nasira tried to find you. Maleficent found out.

Thomas: I know she knows. S-she told me she knew when she came to get me. She said she knew everything. God's teeth, I think I believe her.

Perthmail: I don't know how, but she did, and because of that she punished me. (touches his back) She put a spell on me: anytime I'd see you my skin would burn; it felt like lava burning my flesh. I didn't mean to bolt on ya, lad, but even an old demon like me can only tolerate so much and even now it still feels like it's burnt even though the magic's well worn off.

Thomas: Oh. My. God. It's not fair. I'm the one who ran! She knew that! She should have punished me - not you! I'm so sorry, Perthmail! If I had known what she did, I would have stayed away. Honest! (angrily) Damn her! A gun's too good for her!

Perthmail: (seizes Thomas by the shirt) Silence your tongue before they keelhaul us, you blubbering child! Because of your actions, as well as my own, we were both punished or at least going to be. No one's clean in this, Thomas. What Maleficent did is light compared to what she can do. You can't feel it, or maybe you can, but I know for certain I can feel what she's capable of. So don't you go and escalate things further. Hold your tongue.

Thomas: (icily) So that's the plan? We just-(makes air quotes)-"hold our tongues," and hope she doesn't murder us in our sleep over some slight? What kind of a world can we expect if Shadowglen wins the war? It's not really a win for us is it?

Perthmail: (sharply) No. We don't just "hold our tongues." But we don't jabber off of the hinges as soon as something happens. If we do anything it needs to be done carefully. Maleficent is a smart woman. You can't underestimate what type of resources she has or what she can do. If she wins this war, if Shadowglen win this war under whatever lies she'd be threading then the world's lookin' for a bleak outlook. [...] If we're going to do this, we need more allies.

Thomas: (nods) And I know just the person to ask.

You Can Blame It All On Me

"With all the dumbass crap happening at home, I bet they didn't even notice I've been gone weeks. Who'd give a crap about someone like me when royal buttholes keep appearing to cause more fights? Tch. Why are they constantly friggin moping anyway? There's two of them as our leaders…somehow. It's not like they're oppressed. Oh yeah, 'we are one'…except those fucking hyenas am I right? Hypocrites. Rest in piss, Mufasa. Rest in piss, Simba. Rest in piss, Nala."

Anga, Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Nasira: You. Fucking. Bastard. I'm going to make sure you suffer especially. You've gone too far this time. I trusted you, and you repaid that trust with treachery. I will never forgive you. If it takes me a thousand years, I will flay your skin to strips and watch the breath leave your body.

Perthmail: You were my friend, Nasira. I didn't want this to happen. But I will not be controlled by anyone else any longer. Maleficent isn't what you think she is!

Nasira: Don't you dare say her name. (punches Perthmail in the jaw) SHUT UP!

Godspeed

July

The Gourmand: Shani. I have something that needs to be discussed. Regarding our laws; I think it necessary to raise the age on full Dawntreaders… the ones who will be in active combat. Among the casualties this battle were mere teenagers. It’s not acceptable, not to me.

Shani: I didn’t realize… You’re right, it’s not acceptable.

Firmly Grasp It

"So were you lying then or are you lying now?! Aren't you in the least bit ashamed?! Maleficent is a psychopath, and you're just as bad! Don't you understand?! Hundreds and thousands of people are going to suffer and die! Maleficent doesn't care about any of us! We're expendable as far as she's concerned! She can do whatever she wants with us, and God help the people we're supposed to kill - which could be anyone at this point! Why on God's green earth would you want to serve someone like that?! (chokes back a sob) Oh God! What have you done?! You could have saved countless lives! Well, congratulations, Pseudonym. I hope it was all worth it."

Thomas to Pseudonym, Behold, a Traitor

Thomas: I did try to have you killed. And I'd do it again. I know you're not all-powerful. I've seen what you really are! You can be killed! I won't be there to orchestrate it, but I know someone else will. And when that day comes, you will go to hell, and your torment will never end! I swear you're going to pay for all the lives you ruined! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU ILL-BRED TYRANNICAL DEVIL!'"

Maleficent: (coldly) I hope that little outburst was worth it. Because you have decided your own fate. From your own lips, you have condemned yourself. I pronounce that you will suffer a traitors death as you so rightly deserve. You will be hung by the neck, drawn and then quartered in this very hall in front of all.

Behold, a Traitor

(holds up Thomas's decapitated head for all to see) "Behold! A traitor!"

The Headless Horseman, Behold, a Traitor

Tiifu:“Let’s go to the hot springs!”

August

"What say we make this prisoner useful?! She must have information about the Shadowglen. Who thinks they can make her talk?"

—Razoul, One Step Closer

Mozenrath: Ah, home at last! You know I'm pleased to see the walls are still standing after all this time, given the damage an infestation of rats can do.

Brute: Who are you callin' rats? (jabs finger in Mozenrath's chest) I don't know how you got in here, twerp. But I'm gonna' make you regret trespassin' on our turf.

Mozenrath: Oh, I'm afraid there’s been a misunderstanding. Allow me to rectify that.

Brute: No, allow me to remove your gizzards and hang them from the ceilin'! (attempts to cleave Mozenrath's head with a sword)

Mozenrath: (steps back and sends the brute flying with a bolt of electricity) Whoops! Let’s try this again, shall we?

Brute: Why you-!

Mozenrath: Why? Because if anyone is trespassing in this citadel it would be you and your pathetic posse of buffoons.

Brute: Tsk. This place was deserted long ago. It was free estate and ours for the takin'!

Mozenrath: Deserted but not disowned. And now, I've come to reinstate my claim as Lord of the Black Sand.

Brute: Call yourself whatever you want, 'cause by the time we're through with you all you'll be is a dead man! That cheap magic of yours can’t win against the lot of us. Should've thought of that 'fore comin' here all by yourself.

Mozenrath: Wrong again. Every single word. (motions to doorway) Let me introduce my posse.

Sand Another Thing

Janja: C'mon, guys, let's just beat it! I mean, look at dis place! It's a dump! It's not worth riskin' our hides for, that's for sure! We already have Agrabah anyway!

Taylor: Janja, I'm gonna give you two seconds to stop your whining, or else I will personally hang you from the gallows myself, Clopin be damned. You're gonna give us away! If the king says this place has got value, it's got value, and right now we've got the upper hand in this war. So shut up and follow Em and I.

Janja: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don't go gettin' your socks in a knot. But if you two furbrains get us all killed, don't come cryin' to me 'cuz I'll be dead.

Sand Another Thing

"Jester hat for jester king!"

—Xerxes, For the Promised Land

Jason: Tsk tsk you haven’t cleaned up yet?

Nasira: Why, thank you for volunteering, Jason.

For the Promised Land

"Jason, use your mouth privileges wisely, or I'll see that you lose them."

—Tabs, For the Promised Land

"Your pal is gone now, old one. My my, what nice allies you’ve stabbed us in the back for. Tell me, was it worth it? If I went after you, would they cut their losses and save themselves, or try to save you: you, the man who tried to exterminate their king’s people? You were third in line with the Blackbloods. What are you with the Rogues? Just a prisoner. They don’t like you, Frollo. You know, maybe if you treated us with respect, we might have liked you. But no. We weren’t good enough for you. Me, Nasira, Crow— remember them?— not good enough?! So you forsook us, glomming onto the first traditionally pretty abomination you could find. Where's that gotten you? Not me. I’m not pretty. You won’t go scrambling back for me, will you? You’re not worth my time anyway. You're... DOGFOOD!”

—Tabs at Frollo, For the Promised Land

Jafar: All this...it was for you...for us.

Nasira: Don't. Don't you dare. You don't GET to say that. You would have taken everything from me. And you have the AUDACITY to say that this was all for us. There never was an "us." Not me. Not my son. It's always been you. Just you.

Jafar: Nasira please, I don't know what's happening! What is going on? Why are we in the Land of the Black Sa—

Nasira: You don't know what's happening?! How do you think I've felt when you STABBED me?! You could have killed me - no, you tried to kill me! [...] See what your ambition has bought you!

For the Promised Land

Sarabi: ENOUGH!

Kiara: Stand down!

Kopa: I can't believe it. Simba must have really meant nothing to you. If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't have your precious Dawnseekers. And you, Kiara, you ought to be queen! This isn't how it was like back home. We're supposed to be family! But you've betrayed Father— betrayed me! Don't you know blood is thicker than water?!

Sarabi: (snarls) Take that back right now! You have no right to talk to your sister or me like that! How dare you! Your father would be ashamed of how you have behaved yourself; he had such high hopes for all of you! Do you honestly believe he would have made you his heir if he had seen how reckless and immature you are? How you would throw everything away on a stupid idea, and for what? Simba is gone, Kopa, and the monarchy with him. You have to deal with this.

Kiara: What choice do you think I have, Kopa? I'm not a queen; I'm a council member. And there is no Pride Lands. Our family's dynasty's rule ended the day we lost our ancestral home. The Dawnseekers have put their faith in me. If I don't enforce the council's decision, then I'm not worthy of that trust. You have to stop living in the past!

Blood Is Thicker Than Water

September

Morren: She doesn't have a name yet. I couldn't think of anything appropriate.

Thomas's Ghost: How about...Saoirse? It means "freedom."

Morren: Saoirse...Saoirse. Saoirse it is then. And I will fight to make your name a prophecy.

Worth Fighting For