Uh,... oh ya, Storage Area 9 self-destructed last week and destroyed the ship's entire supply of toilet paper.
Please return to the bomb bay while I identify the source of the problem.
Oh, alright, but this is the last time.
Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of garbage.
You have to score a 700 on the SARE's for the Officer Corp and I made...58.
He told us this, uh, 4 years ago, didn't he?
No, I think it was 4 years ago.
I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
Why don't you have more time?
Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
All right, bomb, prepare to receive new orders.
- You are false data.
Huh?
- Therefore, I shall ignore you.
Hello, bomb.
- False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore I shall refuse to perceive you.
Hey, bomb ...
- The only thing which exists is myself
Snap out of it, bomb.
- In the beginning there was darkness, and the darkness was without form and void.
Uh, yoo-hoo bomb. What the hell is he talking about?
- And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone.
Hey... bomb?...
- Let there be light.
