"You see this a lot in screenplays that, maybe they have too much studio stink on them, or maybe they just weren't all that well thought-out in the first place. It's called LINETS: Love Interest Non-Essential To Story."
"You almost got yourself and all of us killed because of your unbelievably irresponsible, deranged, and self-centered behavior, but that just makes me desire you more, you crazy, quirky, irresistible woman, you."
—"Fangs of Endearment: A Vampire Novel" by Dave Barry
"I've traveled with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for jeopardy friendly."
— The Doctor on Rose, Doctor Who
"Ladybug's real test of heroism is whether she can stand saving Chloé over and over again, instead of just letting her die for being the worst human on Earth."
"I have never seen anyone more prone to life-threatening idiocy."
— Alice Cullen on Bella Swan, Twilight