Fry: What are we gonna do?
Professor: Duh, I know! Let's play the lottery!
Amy: No! Let's buy Internet stock! note
Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin! note
Hermes: (holding a wooden board to his face) Look at me! I'm invisible!
Fry: Wait a minute. I know what's going on here! You've all become idiots!
Bender: Hey, let's all join the Reform Party! note
(everyone cheers and runs out)
—Futurama, "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid"
(Stan and Roger, both unknowingly stoned, are approaching a D.U.I. checkpoint on the highway)
Stan: Oh, it's a checkpoint. These are... These are a good thing. Keeps people from getting hurt. It's all about kindness. And music.
(he turns on the radio, and they start singing along to "Sister Christian"... until he turns it off)
Stan: (sobering up) Wait a minute! W-Who is this?
Roger: Night Ranger, man. Night. Ranger.
Stan: Night Ranger?
(he takes out a pamphlet on signs that you're under the influence, one of which is "You genuinely enjoy Night Ranger")
Stan: Oh my God! We're high!
—American Dad!, "Joint Custody"
Imhotep approves of [Kameni]- but then I've always thought Imhotep was a fool.
—Esa, Death Comes as the End
Donald Trump: When you walked through that door, you insulted Bob's Burgers and the hundreds of people who work there!
Peter: Well, I was just kidding around.
Trump: No, you weren't. You're just jealous 'cause it wins all the Emmys and the kids love it.
Peter: You seem to know a lot about Bob's Burgers.
Trump: Of course I do! Bob's Burgers is my favorite animated show.
Peter: (to the audience) Wow. There's your headline, Emmy voters. Vote your conscience.
—Family Guy, "Trump Guy"
