Bartman: We've defeated the aliens — but at such a terrible cost! Radioactive Man is —
Radioactive Man: Ooooh!
Bartman: — He's alive! I should have known! He always comes back in the comics!
— Bartman issue #3, "The Final Collision!"
"*sniff* Why don't they ever check for a pulse?"
— The Nostalgia Chick (saying what we all thought at some point)
"You'd be surprised what you can live through."
— Genie and later Iago, Aladdin: The Return of Jafar
Chester A. Bum: But then the evil Shadow Man appears, and Ray the lightning bug tries to stop him. " Ray the lightning bug to save the day!" But then the Shadow Man is like.. ( claps to make a swatting sound effect, and then wipes his hand on his jacket)
Chester A. Bum: And I'm thinking to myself 'Oh, he'll be okay, he's a comic relief, he can survive anything'. (in a stunned and subdued tone) But no, he's dead.
[Sadira] comes up from behind and smacks the Witches back into the hole they came out of! But the third one grabs her leg and pulls her down with her! Aladdin races to the hole to save Sadira from eternal imprisonment in a realm with three angry witches, but his grip loosens! Sadira falls into the mists, sacrificing herself to save the kingdom!
Sure enough, she comes back in ten seconds.explanation
Superman: So you saved the day.
Captain America: Yeah we did!
Batman: Yeah, none of us were really worried for you.
Black Widow: Excuse me? Fury almost died!
Batman: Yeah, and he didn't. I'm sensing a pattern here...Coulson, Stark, Loki...
(Rocket and Baby Groot pass by while Batman rattles off those names)
Batman: ...you thought they were gone, and then they weren't. You should be careful with that.
Captain America: Be careful coming back to life? What does that even mean?
Black Widow: Didn't you fake your own death?
Batman: Well sure, but I can get away with that sort of thing.
Superman: Do not ask him why!
Batman: (whispering in Widow's ear) Because I'm Batman.
Superman: (groans) He has a point, though. You keep dying and bringing people back to life, nobody will accept it if one of you actually gets killed someday.
Captain America: (laughs) None of us are gonna die! That's silly talk.
Batman: Okay, well we'll see.