Quotes / Crazy Cat Lady

If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. 'Run away from Crazy Snake Man,' they'll shout!
Chandler, Friends, "The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies"

"So instead of having children, I'm going to get more cats!"
Kathleen, LoadingReadyRun

Okay, happy valentines day. What a great holiday. Iím about one bad relationship away from being one of those women who has thirty cats and pathetically names them after ex-boyfriends.
Hilda, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, "Love Is A Many Complicated Thing"

Me house!
Me cats!
Nana Pud, keeping her priorities straight after her house gets destroyed in LittleBigPlanet 3.

Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this!
Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!
Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat.
Pinkie Pie: Give her time...

"They call her 'The Cat Lady'. People say she's crazy just because she has a few-dozen cats. But can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy?"
Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, "Girly Edition", encountering the Trope Namer for the first time and discovering that, yes, she can be crazy.

Kyle: Tessa's into you. I don't know how much, or where it's gonna go, but you're never gonna find out if you avoid her and run home to your cats.
Mariah: I don't have any cats.
Kyle: I see many in your future.