Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.
Oh, THESE sunglasses? You can't afford THESE sunglasses! And get your hands off the ropes!
—Super Macho Man, Punch-Out!!!! Wii
You got designer shades
just to hide your face
And you wear 'em around
Like you're cooler than me
— Mike Posner, "Cooler Than Me"
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.