Quotes / Cool, but Inefficient

Give me a gun that never fires! Give me a sword that is ever blunt! Give me a weapon that deals no wound, so long as it always strikes awe!
Ecclesiarch Sebastian Thor, address to the Convent Sanctorum, Warhammer 40,000

NUNCHUCKS:Cool but useless!
- Springfield museum display.

Lloyds: I've already warned you about using our equipment, Saito. Especially the development of this "Good Luck Mode" and what it does to the budget. Is it really something they need?
Saito: But...it's cool.
- Tiger & Bunny 3rd Drama CD

And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know
You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru
So what would I want that for?"
Weird Al, "Trapped in the Drive-Thru"

I also won seven cars but what the heck am I going to do with seven cars?
Thom McKee on his winnings from Tic-Tac-Dough