Steffi: So what's your schtick? Do you have a dark past that's driven you mad!?
Gear: Unfortunately, no. I'm just here for the same reason you are.
Steffi: Oh? Is this the we're-both-the-same card already?
Gear: Something wrong with that?
Steffi: Only one thing... that's more of a line for my arch rival. And my rival would have a mech!
Gear: Unfortunately, no. I'm just here for the same reason you are.
Steffi: Oh? Is this the we're-both-the-same card already?
Gear: Something wrong with that?
Steffi: Only one thing... that's more of a line for my arch rival. And my rival would have a mech!
Ghostface: What's your favorite scary movie?
Sidney: Oh, come on. You know I don't watch that shit.
Ghostface: Why not? Too scared?
Sidney: No, no. It's just, what's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
Sidney: Oh, come on. You know I don't watch that shit.
Ghostface: Why not? Too scared?
Sidney: No, no. It's just, what's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
Marina: Ever notice how all the bad guys in action movies have TERRIBLE accuracy? [...] And why's the hero always gotta come out of retirement to stop her nemesis? And then it turns out that her partner was the true bad guy all along! GASP! The hero wins, but she gets chewed out by the chief for destroying a city block. Sound familiar?
Pearl: Yeah, that's one of my favorites! Actually, that's all of my favorites...
Pearl: Yeah, that's one of my favorites! Actually, that's all of my favorites...
Bartlet: I don't understand. Don't any of these characters have jobs?
Charlie: I don't know, Mr. President. I think one of them is a surgeon.
Bartlet: They seem to have a lot of free time in the middle of the day.
Charlie: I don't know, Mr. President. I think one of them is a surgeon.
Bartlet: They seem to have a lot of free time in the middle of the day.
Guard 1: You know what I'm talking about. In all the cool action movies — and I'm talking about the coolest of the cool — it always seems like time slows down in the middle of the action. You know, you can see the bullets flying through the air, the hero dodging in slow motion. Man, it would be so cool to be able to do that.
Guard 2: Bullet time. That's what they call it.
Guard 1: Bullet time, yeah! Would be so cool!
Guard 2: Bullet time. That's what they call it.
Guard 1: Bullet time, yeah! Would be so cool!
Bean: My whole life has been a lie. I mean, the mother I trusted turned out to be evil and the stepmother I thought was evil turned out to be harmless.
Oona: Oh, yes, evil stepmother trope is very problematic.
Oona: Oh, yes, evil stepmother trope is very problematic.
— Disenchantment, "Bad Moon Rising"
