"Right now we're gonna bring it down a couple notches, bring it down for all of you. You know guys, I know what it's like to be at the rock and roll concerts. You go, you might be a little bit lonely. You might look to your right or left. And maybe you see this... I just drooled on myself... a beautiful young lady. And you're saying to yourself, 'If only they would play a slow song, that I might take that young lady in my arms, and slow dance with her as if the night would never end!' Well my friends, now is your chance! Take that girl in your arms and slow dance like there's no tomorrow! This is all fake!"
— Reese Roper of Five Iron Frenzy introduces "Blue Comb '78", Proof that the Youth are Revolting