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S: "I say! I say! Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A: "What's a chicken?"
Y: "What's a road?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the others *egged* him on!"
Brainy Smurf, The Smurfs (1981)

Bobby: I would have been here sooner, but I had to wait for a chicken to cross the road.
Lincoln: (knowingly) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Luan: To get to the other side! To run away from the cook! To prove he's no chicken! (laughs manically)
The Loud House, "Undie Pressure"

(the toys are exhausted from their long trek to Al's Toy Barn, until...)
Hamm: Hey, guys! Why did the toys cross the road?
Buzz: Not now, Hamm.
Rex: Oh, I love riddles! Why?
Hamm: To get to the chicken – on the other side!
(they see the store right across the street and erupt with joy)

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