It must have a woman, or women
in it, I daresay. It should depict human emotions at some point. General themes of romance should be touched upon or, if possible, hammered on. Clothes should be shown, of course. It must be free of any scenes containing rocket launchers, and at no time should the lead actors punch each other in the face or kick one another's groin for any length of time. Any scenes with exploding helicopters
would certainly disqualify it.
— Mike Nelson
Anna Faris is a young professional who realizes— Mike:
Wait. "Young professional"? No, no, she plays an ignorant slut.
: So, how'd you like the movie? Fry
: Uh, too much love, not enough human killing. Robot
: Yeah. It was a real Chick Flick
Hank, just because it takes place on a rose farm doesn't make it a lady movie. Hank: