(Phoebe and Piper watch Leo leave)
Phoebe: Oh, quite possibly the finest glutes in the city.
Piper: In the state.
Phoebe: In all the land.
Piper: I saw him first.
Phoebe: Nu-uh.
Piper: You kissed him at homecoming.
Phoebe: No, I did not kiss him at homecoming. I was helping him find a contact lens.
Piper: Oh please. You were all over him with your breasts all...whatever.
Phoebe: I didn't even have breasts back then.
Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts.
Piper: So if one of us...got Leo...it'd be okay with the other one.
Phoebe: Absolutely.
Piper: So we can just consider this friendly competition.
Phoebe: Sibling rivalry.
Piper: War.
Phoebe: Exactly.
