(Piper and Phoebe are fighting over a coffee cup)
Prue: "When are you two gonna stop fighting over him and grow up?"
Piper: "When Phoebe realises she doesn't have a chance with him."
Phoebe: Well that doesn't matter now because I have to go protect the innocent."
Piper: "So, we'll call it a truce...temporarily. I'll just take this to Leo."
(The sisters are under the truth spell)
Phoebe: "I'm game. Prue, what do you think of me?"
Prue: "While I admire your confidence and fearlessness, your utter lack of responsibility frustrates me to no end. Oh God, that is so enough."
Piper: "Oh my God, this could be very dangerous."
Phoebe: "I'm kinda diggin' it. Piper, what do you really think of your boss?"
Piper: "I think he's a self serving jerk who must have a very small penis. Oh my God, I'm gonna so be fired."
Piper: "Leo, wait."
Leo: "Yeah?"
Piper: "Can I ask you a question?"
Leo: "Sure."
Piper: "Do you need another shirt?"
Leo: "No, I got one in the truck. Thanks."''
Piper: "Leo, that wasn't my question."
Leo: "It wasn't?"
Piper: "No..I was wondering..Do you ever think of me?"
Leo: "Yeah."
Piper: "In what way? As a friend sort of way or..."
Leo: "You have beautiful eyes."
Piper: "That's a good way."
Leo: "I'm sorry...That was totally inappropriate, wasn't it?"
Piper: "No, not at all. Ah, what the hell...Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?"
Leo: "I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen."
Piper: "Goodness.."
(They kiss)
Leo: "How do you feel about guys who make the second move?"
Piper: "Love 'em." (They kiss again)
