Quotes / CarnEvil

"When the Moon is full and trees are bare -
Walk though the Cemetery if you dare.
Where skeletons rot and corpses fester -
Locate the tomb with the skull of a Jester.
Feed him the token all shiny and new -
It is then that CarnEvil will return for YOU!"

—Game Opening

"Welcome to the Haunted House.
Meet a ghoul who lost her head.
If you'd like to stay and join us,
You're always welcome — alive or dead!"

—Umlaut

"What goes up must come down.
Now you're headed for Rickety Town.
Ride all the rides, have some fun,
Then eat your heart out on a sesame seed bun!"

—Umlaut

"It's the Freak Show, the Freak Show,
See the strange and bizarre.
Step right up, we'd love to see you,
We think you could be the star!"

—Umlaut

"Don't wake the baby!"

-Umlaut

"You've made it to our main attraction:
The Three-Ring Circus in the Big Top tent.
We hope our clowns will entertain you
Before making you the main event!"

—Umlaut

"Welcome aboard. From this study I have observed your every move. BUT YOU DO NOT OBEY! Prepare to Die!"

—Ludwig von Tökkentäkker

"Welcome to CarnEvil
We're visiting your town
No, that's not the walking dead
It's just a silly clown!
We open every midnight
and close before the dawn
Your mommy may come look for you
but by then we will be gone!

—Description on the front of the cabinet