Quotes / Car Meets House

Stephanie: I sorta... drove Joey's car... into the kitchen.
Jesse: Steph, you can't even drive!
Stephanie: You're telling me.

"Listen. You probably didn't realize this, but the parking lot's outside."
J.J. McClure, The Cannonball Run

She was into the house before she saw it, crashing through boards and glass and plaster, pushing couches and chairs and draperies ahead—and, sure, it was like a mad dream of a crazy women's libber—FUCK HOUSEWORK in ten-foot flaming letters on a poster no artist could draw.
She briefly experienced the sensation of flight and knew that she had been flung from the belly of the arrested beast.
And she found herself in bed beside a startled elderly man who kept croaking, "What? What? What?"
Toby muttered, "You're dreaming, go back to sleep."
The Executioner, "Detroit Deathwatch"

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