Quotes / Black Is Bigger in Bed

White She-Devil: Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other.
Conspiracy Brother: Naw. It's "once you go black, you don't go back."

— Undercover Brother

"Here are some tamarind trees... the bark of one (whose name I do not know) gravely affirmed to have a peculiar property of enlarging the virile member; I am not fond of such conceits, nor believe it in the power of any vegetables, but must acknowledge, I have seen sights of this kind among the Negroes very extraordinary"

— A General History of the Robberies & Murders of the Most Notorious Pirates

Marci: When Black people make love, is...is it different?
Dr. S: From White folks? Oh, yeah.
Marci: Mm-hmm... How?
Dr. S: It's good.

— Marci X

Luan Loud: (reading a story where Clyde, a black man, is hung) "Hoo, boy. You know what they say about guys like Clyde."

Luna Loud: "Seriously, Luan? I thought you were better than that."

Luan Loud: "Eh? All I meant is that timid guys tend to be bigger downstairs because they don't go around like they have something to prove. (Beat) What did you think I meant?"

Luna Loud: "Um... let's just keep reading."

— Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, "After Dark: 6".

"I always used to try an' pick the black ones. Well, the way I worked it, out if Jelly Babies were boys, the black ones would prob'ly have a bit more jelly!"

— Sharon Theodopolopodous, Birds of a Feather, "Young Guns"

"What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But ain't too goddamn beaucoup."

— Eight Ball, Full Metal Jacket

(Annie is scrutinizing an anatomy mannequin's penis through a window)
Annie Edison: Is that considered large?
Britta Perry: Yes!
Shirley Bennett: (simultaneously) No!

—Community, "The Politics of Human Sexuality"