[When asked about the special security measures Chinese authorities undertook earlier that year, with Mel B believing her teammate Micky Flanagan wrote down a humorous answer rather than the right one:]
Micky Flanagan: They were examining the pigeons' rectums for bombs.
Mel B: Why did you have to put it like that? Like security things around pigeons' necks, not up their rectums.
Micky: They were looking up their bums.
Jimmy Carr: Uh, Mel... Mel. It's the right answer.
Mel B: He got the right answer?!
Jimmy: Yeah.
Mel B: Well fuck me.
Jimmy: Well, you asked.
Micky: Don't tell me that I'm wrong, that I'm really really wrong! Don't tell me that I'm wrong, that I'm really really wrong.
Mel B: Did you really just did that?
Jimmy: Someone needs a zigga-zig-ah.
Mel B: You didn't really say that.
Jimmy: I did just say that.
Mel B: No you didn't just say that.
Jimmy: I did just say that.
Mel B: No you fucking did not just say that.
Kevin Bridges: Jimmy, you need to tell her, don't go wasting your precious time.
Mel B: Oh my God!
Jimmy: I genuinely think that Mel and Micky have been getting on all night, but I think now is the moment when two become one.
Micky: Right at the top of the show, I said, "If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta get with my friends".
Richard Ayoade: Jimmy, you've given her everything.
Jimmy: I was giving her everything.
Richard: You have given her everything. All that your joy can bring.
Mel B: What?!
Jimmy Carr: We were just commenting that you didn't like this references — you know, we were just trying to spice up your life.
Kevin: Jimmy, if you want the future, forget the past.
Sarah Millican: Stop right now! For fuck's sakes...
Micky Flanagan: They were examining the pigeons' rectums for bombs.
Mel B: Why did you have to put it like that? Like security things around pigeons' necks, not up their rectums.
Micky: They were looking up their bums.
Jimmy Carr: Uh, Mel... Mel. It's the right answer.
Mel B: He got the right answer?!
Jimmy: Yeah.
Mel B: Well fuck me.
Jimmy: Well, you asked.
Micky: Don't tell me that I'm wrong, that I'm really really wrong! Don't tell me that I'm wrong, that I'm really really wrong.
Mel B: Did you really just did that?
Jimmy: Someone needs a zigga-zig-ah.
Mel B: You didn't really say that.
Jimmy: I did just say that.
Mel B: No you didn't just say that.
Jimmy: I did just say that.
Mel B: No you fucking did not just say that.
Kevin Bridges: Jimmy, you need to tell her, don't go wasting your precious time.
Mel B: Oh my God!
Jimmy: I genuinely think that Mel and Micky have been getting on all night, but I think now is the moment when two become one.
Micky: Right at the top of the show, I said, "If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta get with my friends".
Richard Ayoade: Jimmy, you've given her everything.
Jimmy: I was giving her everything.
Richard: You have given her everything. All that your joy can bring.
Mel B: What?!
Jimmy Carr: We were just commenting that you didn't like this references — you know, we were just trying to spice up your life.
Kevin: Jimmy, if you want the future, forget the past.
Sarah Millican: Stop right now! For fuck's sakes...
— The Waxing Lyrical Overly Long Gag in Quiz of the Year 2014
