Quotes: Auto Erotica

"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."

Abby: My first time was in a cab.
Ziva: First time for what?
McGee: Front seat or back?
Abby: Back. Well, both, kinda.
Ziva: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.
Abby and McGee: Of course it was.
NCIS, "Trojan Horse"

You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.
Kang & Kodos, The Simpsons

Who'd ever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me?
I do it for my life
You make my driveshaft crank
You make my pistons bulge
You make my ball bearings melt from the heat
Megadeth, "The Mechanix"

Driver roll up the partition please
I don't need you seein' Yonce on her knees
It took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
And we ain't even gonna make it to this club\
Beyoncé, "Partition"