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->'''Dirty Bubble:''' Oh! Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!\\
'''Man Ray:''' Heh ha ha! With pleasure!\\
'''Sandals:''' ''(is shown kissing a body pillow)'' Hey, man, that's not cool.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsChocolateWithNutsMermaidManAndBarnacleBoyV Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]"
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->Her hand was in his lap, kneading his erection. Shit, at that moment he'd have swopped the flashy red coupe for any clunker that had a bench front seat. The way they clambered into the back, the clumsy tangling of arms and legs, were all a merciful blur.

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->Her ->''Her hand was in his lap, kneading his erection. Shit, at that moment he'd have swopped the flashy red coupe for any clunker that had a bench front seat. The way they clambered into the back, the clumsy tangling of arms and legs, were all a merciful blur.''
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-->Her hand was in his lap, kneading his erection. Shit, at that moment he'd have swopped the flashy red coupe for any clunker that had a bench front seat. The way they clambered into the back, the clumsy tangling of arms and legs, were all a merciful blur.

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-->Her ->Her hand was in his lap, kneading his erection. Shit, at that moment he'd have swopped the flashy red coupe for any clunker that had a bench front seat. The way they clambered into the back, the clumsy tangling of arms and legs, were all a merciful blur.
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-->Her hand was in his lap, kneading his erection. Shit, at that moment he'd have swopped the flashy red coupe for any clunker that had a bench front seat. The way they clambered into the back, the clumsy tangling of arms and legs, were all a merciful blur.
-->-- ''The Zone #2: Blind Fire'' by James Rouch
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->'''Gene:''' Girls don't put out in Studebakers.\\
'''Jonathan:''' They don't?\\
'''Gene:''' No, Chevys, Mercs, and Fords are the best. But a Studebaker? That's worse than a [=DeSoto.=]
-->--''Film/{{Mischief}}''
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->''We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive''
->''And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive''
->''We move so fast it seems as though we've taken to the sky''
->''Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry.''
->''I'm your turbo lover''
->''Tell me there's no other''
->''I'm your turbo lover''
->''Better run for cover''
-->-- '''Music/JudasPriest''', "Turbo Lover"
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->'''(561)''': I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.

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->'''(561)''': I ''I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.''



->He eat it in the car, that's meals on wheels!

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->He ->''He eat it in the car, that's meals on wheels!wheels!''
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And we ain't even gonna make it to this club\''

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And we ain't even gonna make it to this club\''club''
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->He eat it in the car, that's meals on wheels!
-->--'''Music/CardiB''', "Money"
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->'''Disco Boy''': You wanna meet me someplace?\\
'''Disco Girl''': Where?\\
'''Boy''': The back seat.
-->--''Film/Maniac1980''
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->''I climbed out of the car, its windows fogged, and everyone in the street noticed that my hair was mussed and I was upset, leaving a driver who had salt-and-pepper hair and a crooked tie.''
-->-- '''Melissa P.''', ''One Hundred Strokes of the Brush Before Bed''
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-> ''If the van's a rockin', don't come a-nockin''
-->-- '''Bumper Sticker'''
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-->-- '''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''': ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''

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-->-- '''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''': '''Bill Corbett''', Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} commentary on ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''
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->'''(561)''': I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
-->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''
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-->-- '''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''': ''Film/{{Titanic}}''

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-->-- '''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''': ''Film/{{Titanic}}''
''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''
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-> ''Driver roll up the partition please\\
I don't need you seein' Yonce on her knees\\
It took 45 minutes to get all dressed up\\
And we ain't even gonna make it to this club\''
-->--'''Music/{{Beyonce}}''', "Partition"
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-> ''Who'd ever thought you'd be better\\
At turning a screw than me?\\
I do it for my life\\
You make my driveshaft crank\\
You make my pistons bulge\\
You make my ball bearings melt from the heat''
-->--'''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "The Mechanix"
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-->-- '''{{Rifftrax}}''': ''Film/{{Titanic}}''

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-->-- '''{{Rifftrax}}''': '''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''': ''Film/{{Titanic}}''
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-> ''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[MileHighClub an Aeroplane Bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.''

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-> ''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[MileHighClub an Aeroplane Bathroom]], airplane bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.''
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-->--'''Kodos''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->--'''Kodos''', -->--'''Kang & Kodos''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->-- '''{{Rifftrax}}''': ''{{Titanic}}''

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-->-- '''{{Rifftrax}}''': ''{{Titanic}}''
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-> ''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[MileHighClub an Aeroplane Bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.''
-->--'''Kodos''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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->'''Abby''': My first time was in a cab.
->'''Ziva''': First time for what?
->'''[=McGee=]''': Front seat or back?
->'''Abby''': Back. Well, both, kinda.
->'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.
->'''Abby and [=McGee=]''': Of course it was.
-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Trojan Horse"

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