1 | ->''"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Bill Corbett''', Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} commentary on ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'' |
3 | |
4 | ->'''Abby''': My first time was in a cab. |
5 | ->'''Ziva''': First time for what? |
6 | ->'''[=McGee=]''': Front seat or back? |
7 | ->'''Abby''': Back. Well, both, kinda. |
8 | ->'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier. |
9 | ->'''Abby and [=McGee=]''': Of course it was. |
10 | -->--''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Trojan Horse" |
11 | |
12 | -> ''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[MileHighClub an airplane bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.'' |
13 | -->--'''Kang & Kodos''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
14 | |
15 | -> ''Who'd ever thought you'd be better\ |
16 | At turning a screw than me?\ |
17 | I do it for my life\ |
18 | You make my driveshaft crank\ |
19 | You make my pistons bulge\ |
20 | You make my ball bearings melt from the heat'' |
21 | -->--'''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "The Mechanix" |
22 | |
23 | -> ''Driver roll up the partition please\ |
24 | I don't need you seein' Yonce on her knees\ |
25 | It took 45 minutes to get all dressed up\ |
26 | And we ain't even gonna make it to this club'' |
27 | -->--'''Music/{{Beyonce}}''', "Partition" |
28 | |
29 | ->'''(561)''': ''I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.'' |
30 | -->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight''' |
31 | |
32 | -> ''If the van's a rockin', don't come a-nockin'' |
33 | -->-- '''Bumper Sticker''' |
34 | |
35 | ->''I climbed out of the car, its windows fogged, and everyone in the street noticed that my hair was mussed and I was upset, leaving a driver who had salt-and-pepper hair and a crooked tie.'' |
36 | -->-- '''Melissa P.''', ''One Hundred Strokes of the Brush Before Bed'' |
37 | |
38 | ->'''Disco Boy''': You wanna meet me someplace?\ |
39 | '''Disco Girl''': Where?\ |
40 | '''Boy''': The back seat. |
41 | -->--''Film/Maniac1980'' |
42 | |
43 | ->''He eat it in the car, that's meals on wheels!'' |
44 | -->--'''Music/CardiB''', "Money" |
45 | |
46 | ->''We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive'' |
47 | ->''And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive'' |
48 | ->''We move so fast it seems as though we've taken to the sky'' |
49 | ->''Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry.'' |
50 | ->''I'm your turbo lover'' |
51 | ->''Tell me there's no other'' |
52 | ->''I'm your turbo lover'' |
53 | ->''Better run for cover'' |
54 | -->-- '''Music/JudasPriest''', "Turbo Lover" |
55 | |
56 | ->'''Gene:''' Girls don't put out in Studebakers.\ |
57 | '''Jonathan:''' They don't?\ |
58 | '''Gene:''' No, Chevys, Mercs, and Fords are the best. But a Studebaker? That's worse than a [=DeSoto.=] |
59 | -->--''Film/{{Mischief}}'' |
60 | |
61 | ->''Her hand was in his lap, kneading his erection. Shit, at that moment he'd have swopped the flashy red coupe for any clunker that had a bench front seat. The way they clambered into the back, the clumsy tangling of arms and legs, were all a merciful blur.'' |
62 | -->-- ''The Zone #2: Blind Fire'' by James Rouch |
63 | |
64 | ->'''Dirty Bubble:''' Oh! Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!\ |
65 | '''Man Ray:''' Heh ha ha! With pleasure!\ |
66 | '''Sandals:''' ''(is shown kissing a body pillow)'' Hey, man, that's not cool. |
67 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsChocolateWithNutsMermaidManAndBarnacleBoyV Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]" |
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