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1	->''"Oh, teenagers. Even on a gigantic luxury cruiser, they'll still find the back seat of a car when it's time for sex."''
2	-->-- '''Bill Corbett''', Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} commentary on ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''
3
4	->'''Abby''': My first time was in a cab.
5	->'''Ziva''': First time for what?
6	->'''[=McGee=]''': Front seat or back?
7	->'''Abby''': Back. Well, both, kinda.
8	->'''Ziva''': Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.
9	->'''Abby and [=McGee=]''': Of course it was.
10	-->--''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Trojan Horse"
11
12	-> ''You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations for your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camero, [[MileHighClub an airplane bathroom]], a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.''
13	-->--'''Kang & Kodos''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
14
15	-> ''Who'd ever thought you'd be better\
16	At turning a screw than me?\
17	I do it for my life\
18	You make my driveshaft crank\
19	You make my pistons bulge\
20	You make my ball bearings melt from the heat''
21	-->--'''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "The Mechanix"
22
23	-> ''Driver roll up the partition please\
24	I don't need you seein' Yonce on her knees\
25	It took 45 minutes to get all dressed up\
26	And we ain't even gonna make it to this club''
27	-->--'''Music/{{Beyonce}}''', "Partition"
28
29	->'''(561)''': ''I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.''
30	-->--'''Website/TextsFromLastNight'''
31
32	-> ''If the van's a rockin', don't come a-nockin''
33	-->-- '''Bumper Sticker'''
34
35	->''I climbed out of the car, its windows fogged, and everyone in the street noticed that my hair was mussed and I was upset, leaving a driver who had salt-and-pepper hair and a crooked tie.''
36	-->-- '''Melissa P.''', ''One Hundred Strokes of the Brush Before Bed''
37
38	->'''Disco Boy''': You wanna meet me someplace?\
39	'''Disco Girl''': Where?\
40	'''Boy''': The back seat.
41	-->--''Film/Maniac1980''
42
43	->''He eat it in the car, that's meals on wheels!''
44	-->--'''Music/CardiB''', "Money"
45
46	->''We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive''
47	->''And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive''
48	->''We move so fast it seems as though we've taken to the sky''
49	->''Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry.''
50	->''I'm your turbo lover''
51	->''Tell me there's no other''
52	->''I'm your turbo lover''
53	->''Better run for cover''
54	-->-- '''Music/JudasPriest''', "Turbo Lover"
55
56	->'''Gene:''' Girls don't put out in Studebakers.\
57	'''Jonathan:''' They don't?\
58	'''Gene:''' No, Chevys, Mercs, and Fords are the best. But a Studebaker? That's worse than a [=DeSoto.=]
59	-->--''Film/{{Mischief}}''
60
61	->''Her hand was in his lap, kneading his erection. Shit, at that moment he'd have swopped the flashy red coupe for any clunker that had a bench front seat. The way they clambered into the back, the clumsy tangling of arms and legs, were all a merciful blur.''
62	-->-- ''The Zone #2: Blind Fire'' by James Rouch
63
64	->'''Dirty Bubble:''' Oh! Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!\
65	'''Man Ray:''' Heh ha ha! With pleasure!\
66	'''Sandals:''' ''(is shown kissing a body pillow)'' Hey, man, that's not cool.
67	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsChocolateWithNutsMermaidManAndBarnacleBoyV Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]"

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