So, it turns out the Greek gods were real. They were a race of aliens that lived on a planet named Pollux IV and traveled to Earth 5,000 years ago to dick around with us.
— Cracked, "Star Trek's 6 Most Ridiculous Alien Races"
"Silence you insolent Dirtlings! Before your race crawled out of the primordial ooze my people were pissing in it! Our teenagers wrote graffiti on the plains of Nazca and did spin-outs in your cornfields. Your religions are but cargo cults inspired by race memories of our sex tourists. We abducted the entire Mayan civilization solely to further our studies into the anal regions. You should worship me as a God!"
—- D'Ork of the Thorkoth, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space.